So... are you holding your nose every time you post??? Do you wear gloves when you're typing on your keyboard so you don't get any computer cooties?
Seriously, though. You "despise" computers?
Why on earth would you despise computers? I can see maybe being indifferent to them, or not using them on a daily basis (although the number of people who still get along on a daily basis with no contact with computers has to be very small), or wishing that technology slowed down just a tiny bit, or yearning for the "good old days,"... but despising computers? Where does that come from?