A Klondike bar would do anything for Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
When the Boogey Man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Waldo is hiding from Chuck Norris.
NASA cannot find life on Mars because Chuck Norris has already been there.
When he sticks his hand in water, he doesn't get wet..... The water gets Chuck Norris.
Yea, the Chuck Norris "facts" are corny, I like them though.................