ChrisBcritter Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) Mmm... three dollars!Fifty bucks never killed anybody.You know what I'd like to give you for this car? I'd like to give you - one thousand dollars.You know this car cost a hundred and fifty-five thousand bucks? My house didn't cost a hundred and fifty-five thousand bucks. Edited July 19, 2016 by ChrisBcritter
madhorseman Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 "You'll Shoot your eye out!, You'll Shoot Your eye out!"
slusher Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 I thought you'd be bigger..What am I suppose to do?There's always barber collage..
Kit Basher Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 I want to buy your woman.How much for the little girl?
SfanGoch Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 How much for the little girl? Some of the best lines in a movie. Ever.
ChrisBcritter Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 She's the last of the Mustangs.Should've read my horoscope this morning!Mister Wakeem - I don't know how to tell you this...You know those parking lot attendants...
ChrisBcritter Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 You are driving this car very badly. Perhaps you're not used to driving such an expensive car
ChrisBcritter Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Well, I declare - if the clergy around here's gonna start stealin' everybody's automobiles!
blunc Posted July 20, 2016 Author Posted July 20, 2016 Phone homeI want peace on earth....We are the CIA, we don't do that sort of thing!Too many secrets.
slusher Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 I don't like these people.You don't like em'? Well maybe they don't like you either Paulie.What'd I ever do to them?And they call ME "Punchy".
Kit Basher Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 What we have here is a failure to communicate.What's your dirt doing in my hole?Did he fire six shots or only five?Make my day.
Agent G Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!These are great days were living bro's. We are jolly green giants walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.G
Crazy Ed Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 I'm gonna get me a bottle of Tequila and find me one of them Keno Girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch n jus' kinda kickback
Snake45 Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 What's that on your uniform? A PLEDGE PIN????You're all worthless and weak!
Snake45 Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 The night is dark and full of terrors.Winter is coming.
Snake45 Posted July 22, 2016 Posted July 22, 2016 Two more classic Lettermans:"Some are confused, others are bitter.""They pelted us with rocks and garbage."
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