Clay Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 WINTER BLONDE As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in West Virginia and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
george 53 Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Clay, Oh yeah, Theresa will REALLY love that one!!!!
curt raitz Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 One of the good things about living in the San Francisco Bay Area...no salt trucks - got a lotta blondes though!
torinobradley Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) One of the good things about living in the San Francisco Bay Area...no salt trucks - got a lotta blondes though! Hey! We do too (San Antonio/South Texas)! Just that most of them aren't natural... Edited December 12, 2008 by torinobradley
purplehornies Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Hey! We do too (San Antonio/South Texas)! Just that most of them aren't natural... Is there such a thing as a "Natural" Salt truck ? And if so is it native to South Texas. J.K.
MikeMc Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Why do you guys salt your trucks...................
george 53 Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 MMMMM, Mike, caz they TASTE better silly!
Pete J. Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 MMMMM, Mike, caz they TASTE better silly! Also perferates the metal to make them easier to chew!
GOTH KUSTOMS Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 That made my day, with the coffie, thanks...
tuffone20 Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 I just got this one and thought I'd put it here to go with your blonde winter joke A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 ........ 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' Button on the stupid phone!!! THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
Peter Lombardo Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Hey, I just got this same e mail today with the 12 months of Blondes, you left out the pictures that go with each month....oops, thats right, this is a family forum.
Terry Sumner Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 One of my favorite blonde jokes... How can you tell when a blonde's been working on the computer? From all the whiteout on the screen! Terry
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