Snake45 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 34 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said: Speaking of answers to questions nobody ever asked... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChrisBcritter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Saw this poor soul at the farmer's market in Joshua Tree last weekend: "The next idiot that says 'Here kitty kitty' DIES!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBcritter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Taken today in Palm Springs, CA. Basic contradiction: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chuckyg1 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 I was reading a review for a new Broadway play, (Shucked), when the critic mentioned these lines from the show. " My mama used to say marriage is a lot like a tornado. It starts out with a whole lot of banging & pounding, and ends up with someone losing a house." " I just passed a huge squirrel, which is odd, because I don't remember eating one." " If you get drunk before you get your drivers license picture, you'll look normal when you get pulled over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stitchdup Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said: I have a fork thats pretty much that shape that is useful, the telly on the boat i worked on was mounted to the wall and the only way to get to the sockets for the hdmi was to bend a fork into that shape so i didn't have to empty the life jacket store to loosen the mounting bolts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 I got a lesson in regional words today. I'm in newcastle visiting my sister and i went to a model railway shop looking for tools, mainly files. So i'm in the shop and i ask the guy behind the counter if they have any peedie files. The look of disgust i got from the guy was almost violent until i realised what i said and repeated it as small files. Up in orkney peedie just means small 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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