One sentence game

[misterNNL]

Pinecones painted models require quite a bit more surface leveling sanding work than your average orange peel stuff before starting applying the clear coats.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Coats of fur are worn with impunity by animals, but perish the thought of a human in one in some circles.

[NOBLNG]

Circles’ circumferences can be calculated by multiplying pi by the diameter.

[1972coronet]

Diameter divided by didactics circumvents the circumference certainly

[slusher]

Cetainly, she replied, when asked for a date..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Date trees may attract camels.

[Classicgas]

Camels can be hard to ride.

Edited December 13, 2022 by Classicgas

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ride your bike to work to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, and to be doubly effective, be sure to hold your breath all the way.

Edited December 13, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Way out left field is where some peoples insecurities have left them,adrift in a world of disorienting misinformation and hogwash.

[BeakDoc]

Hogwash; at $12.99 per 9 oz bottle, no less; is a complete ripoff, especially when a dollop of Dawn dish soap will get them piggies clean and fresh as a daisy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Daisy chains can be romantic spur-of-the-moment gifts if you find yourself in a field of flowers with a beautiful woman.

Edited December 13, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Woman don't you know you ain't gonna pull me down.

[misterNNL]

Down seems to be the popular direction for some guys pants seen on the street lately Including some hangin so low that one hand must be designated to permanent duty for keeping them off their ankles.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ankles barely exposed were once a thrilling glimpse into the mysteries of women, but now there seems to be no shred of modesty.

Edited December 14, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[slusher]

Modesty is something my ex-wife never had .

[BeakDoc]

Had the woodchuck chucked wood, how much wood would the woodchuck have chucked?

[NOBLNG]

Chucked in my drill press, I used an end mill to create extra tire clearance.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Clearance between moving parts varies depending on function and location, from a few thousandths of an inch to large fractions of an inch or more.

[misterNNL]

More is sometimes just a little too much.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Much of the strife in the world is due to people on both sides of any given issue failing to switch their brains from "mindless rebleating" mode to "listening and thinking" mode.

Edited December 14, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[Little Timmy]

Mode of transportation I prefer  is the Camel.

 

[1972coronet]

Camel cigarettes were my faves for a brief period in 1992 before switching full time to Marlboro Reds

[misterNNL]

Reds and the various shades of it are some of my favorites for automotive paints.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Paints spilled can be the devil to clean up.

[Classicgas]

Up is down and down is up in this mixed up world.