One sentence game

[thatz4u]

winning is better than losing

[Ace-Garageguy]

Losing things that are almost in plain sight on the work bench can be annoying, but it's nothing new for this old fossil.

[Classicgas]

Fossil gray can be many different shades.

[NOBLNG]

Shades is what cool dudes call their sunglasses.

[BeakDoc]

Sunglasses At Night were worn by Corey Hart so he could “see you weave and breathe your story line.”

[misterNNL]

Sunglasses of the cheap kind inspired a hit song by ZZ TOP.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Top-line-sunglasses (see what I did there? ) of the 'aviator' style are still my preferred summer outdoor eyewear; the pair I wear most often are military issue from the late '60s.

Edited March 22, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
late post

[BeakDoc]

‘60s fashions were way groovy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Groovy Grove...anybody else remember him from Dick Tracy?

[Calb56]

Tracy, uh I meant Lacy, kit bashes like I dream I would like to when I grow up.

[NOBLNG]

Up came my lunch when the plane went down.

[BeakDoc]

Down makes for some warm and snuggly comforter filling.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Filling jelly donuts must eventually become a boring job, without much hope for promotion.

Edited March 22, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[ChrisBcritter]

Promotion took a back seat to accuracy when Chrysler Corporation rejected AMT's incorrect promotional model '66 Valiant.

Edited March 22, 2023 by ChrisBcritter

[BeakDoc]

Valiant efforts do not guarantee victory.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Victory over a physical adversary is only temporary if it doesn't destroy his malignant ideology, but you can't kill an idea, no matter how irrational and evil it might be.

Edited March 22, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Be focused on being the most positive person everyone you meet today will meet.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Meet reality with your fingers in your ears and a blindfold over your tightly closed eyes, shouting lalalalalala...so nothing that might make you think things aren't all rainbows, puppies, and unicorns can possibly get in.  

Edited March 22, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

That's the ugliest cat I have ever seen.

[NOBLNG]

In no part of that picture do I see anything resembling a cat.?

[misterNNL]

Exactly and perfectly correct.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cat puke in your shoe can get your morning off to a bad start.

[1972coronet]

Start the day with a song in your head and it'll drive you crazy by the time you get to bed

[thatz4u]

bed is the rear part of a pickup truck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Truck farming is where they plant truck seeds so they can grow; when I first heard about 'truck farming', I tried to get some seeds to grow my own, but there must be a conspiracy to keep them out of the hands of the public.

Edited March 22, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy