One sentence game

[Big John]

Risk not, you will, want not!

[Classicgas]

Not in this house!,  she exclaimed.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Exclaimed on the phone the reason she was out all night was because her best girlfriend's mom was in the hospital and she was taking care of her friend's kids, but caller ID said she was at Raoul-the-pool-boy's; stupid girl.

Edited May 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Girl  reasoning sounds just like my ex wife..

[NOBLNG]

Wife should not be confused with wifi…wifi doesn’t care what you look at.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"At this time, your call cannot be completed; please try your call again after we've replaced our huge crew of nitwits with a few competent people."

Edited May 21, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[thatz4u]

 people are the same wherever you go...

 

[Classicgas]

Go go gophers watch em go go go.....   

(Will be interesting to see if anyone recognizes that)

[Ace-Garageguy]

That would be from this...

 

[slusher]

Go Speed Racer Go!

[1972coronet]

Go Now is one of me favourite *early* Moody Blues songs

[thatz4u]

Songs with blue in the title...

 

[Classicgas]

Title shows ownership of a vehicle.

[1972coronet]

Vehicles which are powered by I.C.E.'s are on "someone's" list to rid this state of

[NOBLNG]

Of course on my next build I will follow the instructions diligently.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Diligently we dig the holes, dig the holes, dig the holes; diligently we dig the holes so early in the morning.

[Big John]

Morning for poor Graham Rahal who missed getting in the Big Show by .007 MPH!

[slusher]

MPH are near 200 on NASCAR Talledaga Speedway!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Speedway is one of many suppliers I deal with for real-car performance parts.

[Calb56]

Parts of your reality can really be confusing if you forgot which sugar cube was which when you make your morning coffee. 

[NOBLNG]

Coffee has little effect on me, but caffeine will make the wife start bouncing off the walls.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Walls are for keeping things in or out depending on the situation.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Situation" is what fancy-dancy folks who think they sound tough or with-it or just watch too many movies say for "things are going to jell".  

Edited May 23, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[NOBLNG]

Jell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Classicgas]

Scorned or not women seem to have plenty of fury.