One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Racer schmacer; I'd rather drive a Pacer.

[slusher]

Pacer if it was brought back It wold be an electric car…

Edited January 28, 2024 by slusher
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[NOBLNG]

CARtoons magazine was awesome!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Awesome" is one of the most overused words in the English language.

[NOBLNG]

Language has some really awesome words that are also underused.?

Edited January 28, 2024 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Underused soap can result in smelliness that would gag a maggot.

[stitchdup]

17 hours ago, Classicgas said:

9 times I read that and still don't get it.?

six without s is ix which is 9 in roman numerals

[Ace-Garageguy]

(Never mind. Dumb-guy post. Duh.)

Edited January 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Maggot therapy involves the introduction of live maggots into the non-healing skin and soft-tissue wounds of a human or other animal for the purpose of cleaning out the necrotic (dead) tissue within a wound.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wound up tight" describes some personalities.

(Is there a rule where we have to use the same meaning of a particular word? If so, please excuse my heinous and dastardly transgression.) 

[Classicgas]

Personalities vary as much as appearance.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Appearance probably shouldn't be the only criteria one uses to choose a girlfriend.

[1972coronet]

"Girlfriend - that's G-I-R-L-F-R-E-END...", sings Johnathan Richman in his brainchild The Modern Lovers

[Ace-Garageguy]

Lovers can be much more trouble than they're worth.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Worth of any item is only what someone is willing to purchase it for.

[Ace-Garageguy]

For he's a jolly good tuna.

[slusher]

Tuna with a lot of onions is how I like it…

[Classicgas]

It can't be that great.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Great grandmothers wink at me these days, instead of running screaming like the young women do.

[Classicgas]

Do you believe that?

[Ace-Garageguy]

That would be telling.

[slusher]

Telling tall tales happens in groups of male teenagers..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Teenagers who think they know everything have no use for old geezers who might actually know a few things.

Edited January 30, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Things like that are very true.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"True" is not a real popular concept in a world where thinking what everyone else thinks, whether it's true or not, is pretty much the norm.