One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Instructions often get tossed by the overconfident, usually to their peril.

[Little Timmy]

Peril is what I come close to sometimes, when the wife finds my hobby store purchases.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Purchases are different from "it followed me home...honest".

[Classicgas]

Honest is something she's not going to believe you are being.

[A modeler named mike]

Being is something I am now, Not being is something I wish not for today, tomorrow or anytime soon

[Ace-Garageguy]

Soon enough we'll shuffle off this mortal coil, so why rush it (for yourself or anyone else) by texting while you're driving?

[A modeler named mike]

Driving a hearse could be a real thrill until the guy in the box delivers a knock knock joke.

[Little Timmy]

Joke is on you because I drove a Hearse for years and only heard "voices" .

Edited February 25, 2024 by Little Timmy
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Voices in my head keep saying "buy more models".

[A modeler named mike]

Models is what I crave as soon as my eyes open and my feet hit the floor every morning.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Morning sounds like birdsong and morning smells like coffee make me glad to be alive and in the moment.

[A modeler named mike]

Moment has me stumped so I'll just babble a bit about much of nothing and move on the continuation of sorting personal belongings that my late father has accumulated.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Accumulated points for rule infractions will eventually get your driving license lifted.

[A modeler named mike]

Lifted is what my spirit is since I was just rewarded with the acceptance of my offer on a new MPC '71 Dodge Demon model kit, Hallelujah

[FoMoCo66]

Lifted trucks are NOT monster trucks.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Hallelujah trucks" aren't anything I've ever heard of.

Edited February 25, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Of course of course and no one can talk to a horse of course.

[A modeler named mike]

Course files work fine to remove excess material but a fine file is less course, of course

[Classicgas]

Course sandpaper is similar.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Similar though "course" and "coarse" may be, they are two different words with entirely different meanings.

[A modeler named mike]

Meanings that I totally screwed up and used the improper spelling of that word to convey a sentence that ended up making me look like a stoopnagel.

Edited February 26, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[slusher]

Smartphones are free at all big cell providers with contract of service..

[1972coronet]

Service an automatic transmission with lots of miles on it -  no previous service performed - and troubles will ensue 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ensue" doesn't to mean take somebody to court.

[Classicgas]

Court meant dating once apon a time.