Classicgas Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Smartphone isn't always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Always remember to zip your fly before leaving the public restroom and please don't forget to wash those hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Hands grasping for unearned rewards are all too common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Common areas in school were great places to meet chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) "CHICKS???!!!" she screamed hysterically, and then proceeded to angrily inform me that that term was no longer acceptable for referring to people of the female persuasion. Edited February 23 by Ace-Garageguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Persuasion of the female type can be very tricky. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Tricky Dick was “not a crook”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 "Crook in the road ahead" signs could be a good thing in a nimble sports car....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Car parts from "offshore" sources often don't fit or function like originals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Originals do tend to be better for many things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Things that go bump in the night might eat your liver. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 liver achie is not a flamboyant pianist but it is a terrible dinner 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 dinner is what I just had with my wife after giving her a bouquet of flowers since I kinda forgot Valentines day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Day by day, my appeal to women seems to be waning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Waring interest wound you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Say some things can turn off ladies it’s best to let them talk about themselves… 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89AKurt Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Themselves are non-binary elves. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 "Elves Presley" might have been Elvis's name if his momma woke up one day wondering how she got to be with-child. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Child she lost Elvis’s Twin, that had to be hard.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Hard times make hard men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Men at work is a band from down under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Under constant heavy stress isn't a good way to live, but sometimes it's just unavoidable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 unavoidable situation got usall to where we are today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBcritter Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Today, I heard the robin sing... today, the thrush is on the wing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 “Wing it” is what you have to do when your flea market kit is missing the instructions, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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