One sentence game

[Classicgas]

Smartphone isn't always.

[A modeler named mike]

Always remember to zip your fly before leaving the public restroom and please don't forget to wash those hands.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hands grasping for unearned rewards are all too common.

[atomicholiday]

Common areas in school were great places to meet chicks.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"CHICKS???!!!" she screamed hysterically, and then proceeded to angrily inform me that that term was no longer acceptable for referring to people of the female persuasion.

Edited February 23, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Persuasion of the female type can be very tricky.

[atomicholiday]

Tricky Dick was “not a crook”.

[JollySipper]

"Crook in the road ahead" signs could be a good thing in a nimble sports car.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Car parts from "offshore" sources often don't fit or function like originals.

[atomicholiday]

Originals do tend to be better for many things.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Things that go bump in the night might eat your liver.

[stitchdup]

liver achie is not a flamboyant pianist but it is a terrible dinner

[A modeler named mike]

dinner is what I just had with my wife after giving her a bouquet of flowers since I kinda forgot Valentines day 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Day by day, my appeal to women seems to be waning.

 

[atomicholiday]

Waring interest wound you say? 

[slusher]

Say some things can turn off ladies it’s best to let them talk about themselves…

[89AKurt]

Themselves are non-binary elves.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Elves Presley" might have been Elvis's name if his momma woke up one day wondering how she got to be with-child.

[slusher]

Child she lost Elvis’s Twin, that had to be hard..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hard times make hard men.

[Classicgas]

Men at work is a band from down under.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Under constant heavy stress isn't a good way to live, but sometimes it's just unavoidable.

[stitchdup]

unavoidable situation got usall to where we are today

[ChrisBcritter]

Today, I heard the robin sing... today, the thrush is on the wing...

[NOBLNG]

“Wing it” is what you have to do when your flea market kit is missing the instructions,