One sentence game

[Little Timmy]

Lot rot occurs when a car sits for too long, usually starting with the tires.

 

[A modeler named mike]

Tires are on a boat are useless unless it's a tug or an Amphibious Vehicle.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Vehicle" was the only national hit by Chicago's The Ides of March, although they charted several other times in the local Midwestern markets.

[NOBLNG]

Markets are up and down like a lady of the nights’ pantyhose.

[A modeler named mike]

Pantyhose makes a great paint strainer.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Strainer...stranger...thingsh in hevunn and Earth than are dreamed of (hic) in your philoshopy, Hor...hor...horaaasshhhio" misquoted the drunk Shakespearean actor.

Edited May 2, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[A modeler named mike]

Actor Ronald Reagan was the 40th American President who's party affiliation was Republican although he was raised in a Strict Democratic household.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Household garbage should not be burned by homeowners (like my idiot neighbors), as it almost always contains plastics that will release harmful, even carcinogenic, chemicals...and it stinks up the whole neighborhood.

[1972coronet]

Neighborhood animals are oftentimes welcome visitors and de facto companions

[Ace-Garageguy]

Companions are great as long as they know when to keep quiet, and it's good if they have their own hobbies too...which women, in my experience, rarely do.

(NOTE: Before anybody reports my "misogyny", I HAVE known women who had hobbies like photography, journaling, gardening, drawing and painting, designing and sewing custom clothing, and even one girl who worked on her own 911 and actively competed in solo SCCA events...but they are few and far between; simple truth.)

Edited May 2, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[atomicholiday]

Do I get to post something now?

[A modeler named mike]

Now is the time to post sir Jeremy, you have the floor and our undivided attention, well for as long as we can hold it.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"It" can refer to a lot of things.

[atomicholiday]

“Things” is a little vague.?

[A modeler named mike]

Vague instructions can often get one frustrated.

Edited May 2, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[JollySipper]

Frustrated builders eventually learn to walk away for a while when things go awry.......

[atomicholiday]

Awry bread is probably not as tasty as a rye bread.

[A modeler named mike]

Bread if not stored properly will become stale or moldy unlike the bread or dough in your wallet.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wallet bread may not go moldy and stale, but mine tends to get damp, so it's necessary to spread some around at times to make room for the dry, fresh stuff constantly coming in.  

Edited May 2, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[atomicholiday]

In my case, there’s much more going out than coming in most of the time.

[A modeler named mike]

Time for Jeremy to print some more money to alleviate that problem just like the Bureau of Engraving and printing does.

[JollySipper]

Does that mean, Bill, that it sometimes takes money to make money?

[atomicholiday]

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure helps get rid of some problems.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Problems arise when one habitually spends more than is coming in.

[atomicholiday]

In case you didn't notice,  it's your turn.