One sentence game

[Tom Geiger]

Date stamped food at least ten years old was found in the cupboards of my rental house when my long standing tenant moved to her son's abode!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Abode and adobe have the same letters arranged differently, and while you can have an adobe abode, abode adobe doesn't make much sense.

Edited May 10, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[A modeler named mike]

Sense of fear can be overwhelming when you discover a wasp decided to carpool with you today.

[GLMFAA1]

Today I had the same idea as Bill regarding abode and adobe. A ( L. ) Doby was a famous Cleveland Indian player!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Player" can mean a fella who churns through the "ladies" with no thought of tomorrow.

[A modeler named mike]

Tomorrow I'm going to Mid-Atlantic NNL with a pocket full of cash to add more kits to my stash.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stash ye rosebuds while ye may, or tomorrow ye may be up the creek with no rosebuds.

Edited May 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[GLMFAA1]

Rosebud the flaming sled from  Citizen Kane.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kane, the character in Citizen Kane, was played by Orson Welles.

[JollySipper]

Orson Welles broadcasting War of the Worlds had everyone in a panic......

[A modeler named mike]

Panic is what happens after you offer to iron your wife's silk dress only to find a hole In the shape of the iron where you attempted to start.

(True story...?)

Edited May 11, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[thatz4u]

start spreading the news...

 

[A modeler named mike]

News Flash!! I added to my stash and still came home from the MAMA show with some cash!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cash will no longer be an acceptable medium of exchange if some folks who "know how to make everything better" get their way.

[A modeler named mike]

Way, whey or weigh take your pick on which to say.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Say da what wit da who?

[thatz4u]

who are you??

 

[NOBLNG]

You want a piece of me???

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Me me me me me me me me me me me me me..." is the sum total topic of conversation of some folks I know.

[A modeler named mike]

Know just enough to get by on is not a sound advice.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Advice from the interdwerbs is very often not worth the electrons it takes to display it.

[A modeler named mike]

It should be said to all loving Mothers today to have a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!

[NOBLNG]

Day dreaming is something I spend too much time doing.

[A modeler named mike]

Doing some hammering on steamed crabs today...???

[Ace-Garageguy]

Today is as good a day as any to do some crab-hammering, or just to get generally hammered.