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[A modeler named mike]

Doing nothing is way better than doing something half @$$€D and feeling a sense of satisfaction. 

[JollySipper]

4 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

See Spot run.

TLDR......... 

Satisfaction always eluded Mr. Jagger for some reason.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Reason" for not doing something and "excuse" for not doing something are entirely different things, but some members of the management class can't make the distinction.

Edited September 7, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

distinction is important when telling twins apart, especially if they live together and you're dating one.

Edited September 7, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

One thing can lead to another when dating, and then one day you wake up screaming.

[NOBLNG]

Screaming will get you nowhere.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Nowhere Man is a song as relevant today as when it was written.

Edited September 8, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[Tim W. SoCal]

written by a group of very wise men, our U.S. Constitution is the best in the world

[NOBLNG]

World wide web has its benefits and its perils.

[Tim W. SoCal]

perils in paradise sounds like a vacation fiasco but ends up being a card game on the internet

[Ace-Garageguy]

Internet experts know everything there is to know about everything, and they'll be glad to share their extensive and factual knowledge.

[thatz4u]

knowledge without the wisdom to use it is totally worthless..

[Tim W. SoCal]

worthless internet credentials such as "YouTube Certified Master Automotive Technician" often crack me up, but sometimes just make me mad

[A modeler named mike]

Mad Maude made Mince meat outta Mr. Milhouse's mule for making mudpies where she mows.

[89AKurt]

MOWS is the new riot control vehicle.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Vehicle dynamics is either an unknown concept or is intentionally ignored by a lot of "car builders".

[Tim W. SoCal]

builders of model cars tend to be a pretty cool collection of people

[Ace-Garageguy]

"People, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world" warbled Ms. Streisand way back in the dim recesses of time, but in the future it might be that people who eat people are called "survivors".

Edited September 9, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

"survivors" was a British tv show with an interesting plot...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Plot twists are apparently very hard to follow for a rather high percentage of commenters on YooToob.

[NOBLNG]

YooToob can be an excellent source of information, but you have to weed out the idiots who are seeking fame without an ounce of intelligence on the subject.

[Tim W. SoCal]

subject yourselves and those near and dear to you with some affectionate and invigorating thoughts, actions and words today

[Ace-Garageguy]

Today is a really good day to put off doing responsible things until next week, so you can sleep late, play video games, and watch stuff on (insert favorite platform here) while pounding down chips and soda and cookies and cake.

Edited September 9, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Cake!,I didn't know that was an option. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Option lists are where car manufacturers make a fair bit of their money, and one reason why stripper entry-level vehicles are relatively rare sitting on dealer lots.

Edited September 9, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy