One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Number one is better than number two.  

[atomicholiday]

Two stones with one bird… wait, that’s not the correct saying.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Saying the same old lies ten thousand times doesn't make them true.

[Tim W. SoCal]

true love is hard to come by, but once you experience it, it is the greatest gift you can receive in this life

Edited September 24, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[slusher]

Llfe is better with someone to share it with..

[Ace-Garageguy]

With six, you get eggroll.

[slusher]

Eggroll is something I don’t care for..

[Tim W. SoCal]

"For the seventh time I'm telling you, if you don't quit that, you're going into time-out" is how my brother-in-law scolded his 4-year old son

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Son, this beating I'm about to give you, that your mother told me to be careful with so your teachers won't see the bruises, is going to hurt me more than it does you" said the loving father as he grinned and snapped his belt.

Edited September 25, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Belt I know, wooden spoons I know, but I've never experienced a time out.

[JollySipper]

'Time out' just may be the worst punishment of them all..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

All that glitters is bling.

[slusher]

Bling comes from China unless it’s real diamonds..

[atomicholiday]

Diamonds are forever...forever...forever...

[A modeler named mike]

Forever is a very long time, but who is this Ever, that it's for?

[JollySipper]

'For he's a bucket of sunshine' is something we'll never hear sang about our dear friend Bill!

[1972coronet]

Bill "Grumpy" Jenkins is one of my all time favourite innovators and drag racers

Edited September 25, 2024 by 1972coronet

[Ace-Garageguy]

Racers who win, and other people involved in actively accomplishing things in reality, develop a sense of focus that keeps the incessant gibbering of the world at bay.

Edited September 25, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Bay of Fundy is the place to go if you want to see some amazing tides.

[Big John]

tides my shoes this morning but then the laces broke!

 

[thatz4u]

Broke means flat busted...

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, watin' for a train, I was wonderin' why they named a city "Red Stick".

[JollySipper]

'Stick in the mud' usually refers to someone ruining the fun for others..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Others" can be easily distinguished from "self" by sticking an icepick in the eye; if it doesn't hurt, it's an "other".

[Tim W. SoCal]

other than being extremely painful, an ice pick in your eye could cause that eye to go blind