One sentence game

[LennyB]

Catch a few more minutes of sleep before I'll get up for Mikes Scrapple.

[A modeler named mike]

Oops...

Edited November 11, 2024 by A modeler named mike
My bad

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beaver Scrapple and pancakes would be good this morning, but since I don't have any beaver or stuff to make pancakes, I guess it'll be eggs and Spam.

Edited November 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

spam is an original ingredient for spaghetti carbonara which may sound italian but was really made from us army rations in post war italy

[Falcon Ranchero]

Italy is where the cutest little car came from; the Autobianchi Bianchina Transformabile

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Transformabile" refers to the sliding canvas roof panel, not that it becomes a crazy mech...but that'd be pretty cool.

                                                                 

Edited November 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[thatz4u]

Cool Jerk by the Capitols, from the 1960's

 

[LennyB]

1960's I remember well, last week, now that's another story.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Story time with...wait...I better not go there.  

[LennyB]

There once was a princess that lived in a tower, she would let down her hair once every hour.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hour-long documentaries meant for broadcast often waste a lot of time bringing short-attention-span viewers back up to speed after every commercial break.

[LennyB]

Break, it really annoys me when someone uses this spelling in reference to car BRAKES.

[1972coronet]

"Brakes were garbage after one 80 mile-an-hour stop... ask me how's I know !", my uncle told me when I'd enquired about the pursuit '63 Dodge sedan that the L.A. Sheriff's Dept. used to pursue speeders on the Long Beach Freeway

[LennyB]

FREEWAY, no wait it’s Freebird…. FREEBIRD!!!

[NOBLNG]

4 minutes ago, LennyB said:

FREEWAY, no wait it’s Freebird…. FREEBIRD!!!

FREEBIRD was one of Lynryd Skynyrds biggest hits!

[LennyB]

Hits below the belt can leave you doubled over in pain unlike laughter which can leave you doubled over in joy. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Joy" is a name several high-profile women who seem to be ignorant of the concept are called by.

[NOBLNG]

By the way…did you hear the one about the Rabbi and the Midget?

[LennyB]

Midget Motor Corp made some pretty unique cars, including the King Midget

 

Edited November 11, 2024 by LennyB

[89AKurt]

32 minutes ago, LennyB said:

Midget Motor Corp made some pretty unique cars, including the King Midget

 

Midget Mouse was the first transmission expert. ?

[side note: I know someone with one in a stack of other car stuff.  Was imagining a go-cart chassis, Hyabusa(?) engine....]

Edited November 11, 2024 by 89AKurt

[LennyB]

Expert textpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?

[Ace-Garageguy]

You must be kidding, right?

[1972coronet]

Right crazy are the lyrics to Murder Mystery by the Velvet Underground

[Ace-Garageguy]

Underground shelters might be making a big comeback.

[A modeler named mike]

Comeback of a historic kind was witnessed by millions as was the unprecedented absents of another.