One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Do unto others before they can do unto you seems to be the new rule...........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rule with an iron fist in a velvet glove, and if the plebs complain because they have no bread, tell 'em to eat cake.

[A modeler named mike]

Cake is good but I made peanut butter cookies last night instead.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Instead of playing this game, I should get to work.

[thatz4u]

Work hard, play harder..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Harder" doesn't always mean "more difficult", but fractions are harder than counting.

Edited November 22, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Counting and keeping up with your bottled paint help keeps you from running out"..

[LennyB]

Out in the garage somewhere I have some vintage Testors spray paint, do you think it still works?

 

Edited November 22, 2024 by LennyB

[slusher]

Works six’s days a week to make a living..

[LennyB]

Living takes a lot of thought, it's dying you don't need to think about.

[slusher]

About time to enjoy some great food and family..

[atomicholiday]

Family comes first.

[slusher]

Family does comes first, your exactly right..

[LennyB]

Right about this time the author reaches the part of the story where he has to throw in the big twist, but all he can come up with is lemons.

[Tom Geiger]

Lemons can be squeezed to make a tasty drink, unless they are cars and then they just suck

Edited November 22, 2024 by Tom Geiger

[LennyB]

Suck away like crazy but I could not get the milkshake through the straw, so I’m safe from brain freeze.  

[stitchdup]

freeze said the ice cream man, cake said the baker and thankfully the plumber sat this round out

[bobthehobbyguy]

"Out of sight, out of mind" explains why some stick their head in the sand to ignore things they don't want to hear. 

Edited November 22, 2024 by bobthehobbyguy

[JollySipper]

Hear the crows a lot now, I do, as the Mockingbirds aren't raising babies right now and are letting the crows come around......

[slusher]

Around birds nesting you will find crows trying to raid nests ..

[LennyB]

Nests can be made with a lot of different materiel much in the same manner we build models these days. 

[1972coronet]

Days of Future Passed is a life-long favourite album of mine

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the new Jaguar ad.

[A modeler named mike]

AD, well I can't go there without getting in hot water due to its content.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Content moderation turns lotsa salty stuff to plain vanilla.