One sentence game

[ChrisBcritter]

"Keys to the M.G. will be in his hands", sang Bobby Bloom in "Montego Bay".

[slusher]

Bay looks beautiful during a sunrise"…

[LennyB]

Sunrise came in quietly this morning as it was rainy and dark and between the clouds I couldn’t see a thing.  

[slusher]

Thing is I keep misplacing my wallet…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wallet contents seem to be evaporating mysteriously.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Mysteriously, the mysterious mystery unfolded.

[LennyB]

Unfolded his wallet and took out a dollar and said this is all your new Tesla is worth.

 

Edited November 30, 2024 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Worth a lot more than that even as scrap, methinks.

[A modeler named mike]

Methinks I left the cream of wheat on the stove too long this morning making it more like a concrete mixture. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Mixture" generally refers to two or more substances that are physically combined into a homogenous mass, with no chemical interaction between any of them.

[JollySipper]

'Them' was a band that had as a member the great Van Morrison.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Morrison-Knudsen was an American engineering and construction company, founded in 1912, and heavily involved in the building of America's modern infrastructure, including the Hoover Dam, the Oakland Bay Bridge, and the Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

https://time.com/archive/6727117/the-wreck-of-morrison-knudsen/

Edited November 30, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

pipeline, they say is part of the supply chain...

[LennyB]

Chains were drawn across the Hudson River during the Revolutionary War to keep the British ships from getting up river, some still remain stuck in the mud.

 

(The chains, not the British)

Edited November 30, 2024 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mud wrestling doesn't seem to be as popular a spectator sport as it once was, at least from my perspective.  

[LennyB]

Perspective changed once I got to the top of the mountain, no longer was I craning my neck to look up at everyone. 

[slusher]

Everyone like a nice vacation..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Vacation time on a quiet, warm, sunny beach with nobody yammering at me constantly about what an awful person I am as I try to help them and honor my own professional obligations simultaneously would be a nice change.

[LennyB]

Change, as I walked the beach with my metal detector I was unable to find any whatsoever.

[NOBLNG]

Whatsoever comes somewhere between wacko and whoa in the dictionary.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Dictionary" is going the way of the dodo, as word meanings are no longer always particularly consistent day in, day out, and a lot of online definitions were obviously written by folks who failed Vocabulary 101.

[slusher]

Vocabulary is not some students best subject".

[Little Timmy]

101  is the classroom next to room 102, not to be confused with the TV show "room 222" .

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"222" according to googli's AI, "is associated with the angel number, which is believed to represent balance, harmony, and spiritual alignment".

Edited December 1, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Alignment shops have gotten lazy as they don't want to to alignments on vintage cars as it requires too much work.