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[Ace-Garageguy]

Work that can't be done on a phone or computer terminal is pretty much worthless and should be paid as little as possible, and anyone who thinks otherwise is an unnecessary, uneducated mouth-breather, or so goes one very common opinion, so when a pipe (installed by a poorly-skilled, poorly-paid worker) breaks at 3 AM and floods your basement, shorting out your power-wall and all your smart-house systems and starting a lithium ion battery fire, good luck fixing it all with an app.  

Edited December 1, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[slusher]

App is not need when my brother can do an alignment with a tape measure,and it was close when I bought tires it was checked…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Checked for leaks I did, when I started occasionally smelling coolant.

[LennyB]

Coolant sniffing is an acquired talent as most people mistake the sweet smell for their significant other seated next to them. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Them babes I usedter go out with never smelled of antifreeze, but I probbly wooda been better off if they had.  

[LennyB]

Had I known then what I know now I would have skipped half of those “babes” and gone straight to the finish line. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Line up to sit on Santa's lap and tell him everything you want.

Edited December 1, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Thedragsterdude]

I want more model kits

Edited December 1, 2024 by Thedragsterdude
Added space when not needed

[Falcon Ranchero]

Kits for Christmas would be real nice but I should build my 1962 Pontiac Catalina before I get any more.

[A modeler named mike]

More kits the merrier I'd be if I saw what's remaining on my want list under the Christmas tree. 🤞

Edited December 1, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tree rats (aka squirrels) haven't chewed much of the wiring in my cars' engine bays since I started feeding the feral cats. 

[JollySipper]

Cats of the domestic type are all kind of wild still, as they've never really been domesticated.......

[NOBLNG]

Domesticated…..does your wife’s significant other fall into that category?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Category: "domesticated" probably doesn't really apply to me, but I'm kinda handy to have around when everything goes sideways.  

[JollySipper]

'Sideways' is a pretty good movie, it stars Thomas H Church from the show Wings......

[JollySipper]

43 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

Category: "domesticated" probably doesn't really apply to me, but I'm kinda handy to have around when everything goes sideways.  

Bill, there's an old saying........ 'If she doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy'......

[LennyB]

Wings gave Wilbur and Orville a lot of headaches until they came up with the wind-tunnel.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Tunnel motor" was the nickname for a series of EMD SD40T and SD45T locomotives that had their radiator air intakes relocated to the rear sides of the carbody, to pull in cooler air in tunnels and avoid overheating.     https://www.trainorders.com/discussion/read.php?1,173774

[slusher]

Overheating often happens with a bad water pump..

[LennyB]

Pump wasn’t needed to refill steam locomotives, water was fed out of a tower via gravity.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gravity didn't get water up in the tank, though.

[Big John]

Though it is a key part of flushing the toilet!

[NOBLNG]

Toilet paper should be kept in good supply.

Edited December 2, 2024 by NOBLNG

[A modeler named mike]

Supply of toilet paper is nice,  but if the holder is empty, your 💩 out of luck.

[LennyB]

Luck be a Lady tonight, Frankie is going out on the town, look out Hoboken.