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[Falcon Ranchero]

Posts are nice

Edited December 12, 2024 by Falcon Ranchero

[Ace-Garageguy]

Nice bunny.

[slusher]

Bunnies make real nice pets..

Edited December 13, 2024 by slusher
Typo

[LennyB]

PETA, people for the ethical treatment of animals.

 

Edited December 12, 2024 by LennyB

[stitchdup]

animals are delicious when prepared correctly which usually means dont tell them they are going to be dinner

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dinner with family isn't something I do anymore, because...reasons.  

[A modeler named mike]

Reasons can be good as well as seasons can be awkward, so best stay clear of the drama and vacation at the Ramada.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ramada" always sounded to me like it'd be a good name for boots, so I floogled it and, guess what...it is.  

[A modeler named mike]

Is it really feasible for Santa to reward bad children with a commodity such as coal instead of just ignoring them altogether?

Edited December 12, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[LennyB]

Altogether I have enough coal to heat Scranton PA.

[A modeler named mike]

"PA!, come get the goat, he's in the marrywana plants again" Yelled Johnny as he watched the goat gobble golden nuggets..

[LennyB]

Nuggets are what Parker likes to play with when he's up in the Yukon

[Ace-Garageguy]

Yukon Gold taters is tasty, specially mashed with garlic and butter and cream and rutabaga.

Edited December 12, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Rutabaga got a 4.8 out of 10 rating on IMDb

 

Edited December 12, 2024 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

IMDb is useful to me occasionally for finding particularly interesting locations where movies were made.

[JollySipper]

Made the list also is usually what cars were in a particular movie.......

[stitchdup]

movie that are terrible can also be strangely enjoyable

[LennyB]

Enjoyable afternoon would be sitting by the pool and watching the scenery go by, unfortunately it's below freezing outside and I don't want to leave the house.

[A modeler named mike]

House rules, No peeing in the pool and absolutely no birthday suits. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

"suits me just fine!" is what I was thinking as I entered my credit card info to pay for my most recent order from a WELL respected online vendor who deals exclusively in model cars

[LennyB]

Cars were lined up in the mud trying to leave Englishtown, but as there is only one way out it takes the whole afternoon to go a mile.  

[NOBLNG]

Mile is something I would not walk for a camel.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Camel and Lucky Strike unfiltered used to be my brands of choice, but I've been quit for about 23 years.

Edited December 13, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Years that you've stayed smokeless is beyond great, happy to hear.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Hear what you want to hear and disregard the actual truth" seems to be a popular mindset.