One sentence game

[thatz4u]

others usually get blamed for your own mistakes.....

[LennyB]

Mistakes I made in the past hopefully make me a better person today providing I don't repeat them.

[A modeler named mike]

Them can be tricky waters to navigate, even if you don't own a boat.

[Tom Geiger]

Boat owners waste a whole lot more money on their hobby than model car builders! 

[LennyB]

Builders of the new sports arena need to go back to school, they started with the parking lot, then the football field, unfortunately they measured wrong and the playing field is only 99 yards long.  

[NOBLNG]

Long ago when I was a child, building a model car didn’t take nearly as long as it does now.

[LennyB]

Now it takes me months to build a model car, when I was younger I would have one done over a weekend.

[A modeler named mike]

Weekend sloppily brush painted and rushed builds from our youth were known to us as phamoninal, spectacular and even the occasional b¡+(h¡ng build!

[LennyB]

Build them however you want but if your building a race car you have to name it  phamoninal, but I won't leave you with that.

[Ace-Garageguy]

That does not compute.

[slusher]

Compute is what robot from LostIn in Space would tell DR Smith..

[A modeler named mike]

Smith and Wesson makes for a  better defense against an armed intruder than an arm and hammer product..🥴

[slusher]

Product of choice may very or you could go with a Remington 15 shot .22 for hom defense..

[1972coronet]

Defence against Desoxyn-fuelled Hornets is futile 

[slusher]

Futile no useful purpose ar completely ineffective..

[LennyB]

Ineffective is usually the result when trying to explain to someone the problem with their computer network.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Network talking heads are beginning to lose some of their following, and are being taken to task for their rather cavalier treatment of the truth.

[A modeler named mike]

Truth be told I'm not human anymore, I identify as a rare unavailable model kit still in it's pristine cellophane that's not up for sale.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sale prices usually still leave plenty of profit margin for the seller, but tend to make the shopper believe they're getting a special deal when they're in reality just paying a fair price for an item without excessive markup.

[LennyB]

Markup the sides of your tires with their yellow chalk the meter maids would do to see how long you've been parked in the same spot.

[Tom Geiger]

Spot was a friend of mine when I was a child,  I hadn't even noticed he was a doggie

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Doggie" names like Spot can be kinda funny if given to cats, as Data did with an orange tabby.

                               

Edited December 19, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Tabby cats are said to possess all the good traits from all the other breeds of cats.......

[Falcon Ranchero]

"CATS" could be an abbreviation for Cars And TruckS

[thatz4u]

trucks deliver lots of packages this time of the year....some packages even remain on the porch until the owner gets home...