One sentence game

[slusher]

shortly the Christmas tree is coming down..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Down at my house, I used to leave the tree up until April sometimes. 

(not my house, not my tree)

Edited December 27, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm a donkey, that way when I act like an @$$, it's acceptable.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Acceptable methods of payment include cash, certified checks, and money orders, with cash being preferred.

[LennyB]

Preferred to stay home for the holidays but the wife has other plans,

[Tom Geiger]

Plans should be made with best intent, but always have a Plan B

[Ace-Garageguy]

"B" is a very excellent letter for several things.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Things like “Bee” or “Buick” or even “Bell Bottoms”

[LennyB]

Bottoms up, hope everyone has a very happy and healthy  New Years.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Years like the one leaving I can do without, but I guess a bad year above ground is better than one below.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"below zero" is a weather temperature I don't know if my body would stand and makes me glad that I was raised and live where I do

[LennyB]

Do you know that where I live it was below zero just a couple of days ago, brrrrrrr.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"brrrrrrr" makes me think of an M134 minigun.

Edited December 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Minigun  not familiar with that term…

[LennyB]

Term that you are not familiar with can easily be researched on the internet, if that’s too much for you to handle you can always ge5 out your Encyclopedia Britannica 

[A modeler named mike]

Britannica dictionaries and world encyclopedias were  necessary books to have when I was a kid, but nowadays they seem to be only found boxed up in attics, basements or at a yard sale.

Edited December 28, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

"SALE SALE SALE" seems to be the universal window decoration at the mall stores right now, and an acquaintance remarked she thought Christmas ought to be in January so gifts would be cheaper after all the late December markdowns.

Edited December 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[A modeler named mike]

Markdowns is how I acquired a majority of my model kits over the years from different stores going out of business.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Business models that are excessively timid and reactive are just as prone to failure as those that are excessively aggressive and "out there".

[thatz4u]

 out there is where I found this...

 

Edited December 28, 2024 by thatz4u

[A modeler named mike]

"This and that is all I want from our divorce", said the bitter wife while pointing to her soon to be exes model car stash and his manly parts.

[NOBLNG]

Parts often fly out of my tweezers and into oblivion.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Oblivion parts from several sources at various prices are very often all the same substandard "offshore" garbage, just put in different counterfeit boxes and marked up obscenely...and I'm talking about you primarily, ebay and Amazon.

https://www.repairerdrivennews.com/2024/09/25/feds-launch-campaign-warning-consumers-of-fake-auto-parts/

Edited December 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Amazon Women on the Moon was a pretty funny movie, even though it's something you'd see on Mystery Science Theater......

Edited December 29, 2024 by JollySipper

[LennyB]

Theatre of the Mind is the staging of a drama in the imagination of the audience through sound.