One sentence game

[LennyB]

List to starboard cried the Captain, so we all ran to the port side but it was too late, he sunk my battleship.

[slusher]

Battleship was a fun game..

[NOBLNG]

Game of Thrones was a great series to watch.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Watch out and be sure to list the things you want for Christmas or you'll just get socks and ugly ties and reindeer sweaters.

Edited March 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Sweaters made out of reindeer would probably be pretty itchy........... 

(LoL)

[Ace-Garageguy]

Itchy fiberglass shirts probably wouldn't be big sellers.

Edited March 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Sellers in the cellar are selling everything but attic remnants.

Edited March 11 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Remnants of previous lives haunt my memories.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Memories of lost love still sometimes haunt me, but they don't compare to the love I have now

[slusher]

Memories are special and full of regret..

[A modeler named mike]

Now Carl has jumped the gun and has not a regret.

(Back to you Carl 😉)

[slusher]

Regret, I didn’t know the keyboard covered the notification on my I-pad..

[NOBLNG]

I-pad my expense account.😬

[slusher]

Account must average so much a week or they charge you for your monthly statement and deduct it from yor balance..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Balance this pie on your nose for one minute and you can have it" they said.

                                     

Edited March 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Said pie was a cream pie which wasn't easily to balance, so instead I whipped it off and tossed it at the baker and a pie fight ensued.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ensued M who she thought was the OP, and all the judge could say was "you need to get in the queue".

Edited March 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Queue the music!

[A modeler named mike]

Music to my ears was the tech at the emissions testing station this morning saying, "Your car passed"

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Passed" is frequently used for "past" and how that's possible is beyond my grasp.

[ChrisBcritter]

Grasp is what a person's reach should not exceed.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Exceed expectations and sometimes you'll be appreciated, sometimes you'll be hated.

[LennyB]

Hated to tell the customer that they don't make the part they need anymore but nothing else I could say but the truth.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Truth will set you free, unless it'll cause a big hassle and hurt someone so then it's just better to make something up

[NOBLNG]

Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon.