One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Women in cartoons was the topic of Mike Meyers' poem in the coffee house scene of the movie 'So I Married An Axe Murderer', which is a pretty funny movie......

[LennyB]

Movie time used to mean getting the Jiffy Pop popcorn on the stove and waiting for it to heat and watching the tin foil get bigger and bigger, now a microwave takes all the fun out of it.  
 

Edited May 10 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

it kinda looks like yellow alien brains busting out of a tinfoil skull.

[Tim W. SoCal]

skull caps made from tin foil with wire clothes hanger antennae are the only things keeping those evil gamma rays and micro waves from entering my brain and attracting more extra terrestrial aliens than I could ever imagine

[Rodent]

Imagine if the Jiffy Pop airbag was a real thing.

 

Edited May 10 by Rodent

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thing a thong of thixthpenth, a pocket full of rye.

 

Edited May 10 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Rye bread with or without seeds, that is the question.  

[slusher]

Question is what little kids do best all day long..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Long about now, I'm feeling a bit peckish.

[slusher]

Peckish your feeling you should take a break and eat…

[thatz4u]

eat when you're hungry..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hungry hippos have invaded my local grocery emporium.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Emporium invading hippos are herbivores, so if you stay away from the produce department you should be able to find some suitable food.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Food choices for this particular hippo breed appear to run to cookies, chips, pizza, and sugary drinks.

Edited May 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Drinks such as energy drinks should not be available for purchase with EBT cards.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cards dealt from a Tarot deck are believed by some to have mystical powers to forecast the future.

[NOBLNG]

Future floor polish makes a good clear coat so I am told.

[thatz4u]

told you before, you can't do that...

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

That was the band that caused me to want to change from the flat top haircut when I was in 4th grade that my Dad insisted I wore until then, and to quote him, "I'll let you grow it, but if there's ONE hair out of place, it's comin' off!"

[JollySipper]

Off on a tangent we could go about strict house rules, like tucked-in shirts and a belt, even around the house........

[Big John]

House of cards fell like a tone of bricks!

[slusher]

Bricks was old and heavy, must rebuild..

[JollySipper]

Rebuild him we can, for we have the technology......... and all these extra Lego pieces.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pieces of annoying neighbors, after being run through a wood chipper, can be bokashi composted and then mixed with normal compost for garden fertilizer.

Edited May 12 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Fertilizer we used to get from my Great Grandfather's egg ranch was raw chicken manure and it did a good job feeding the lawn and garden plants, but it stunk to high Heaven.