One sentence game

[Tom Geiger]

Men who enjoy making people stand in a ling line in heavy rain or snow for a few small bread crusts

[Ace-Garageguy]

Crusts from my sammige bread I preferred to be removed when I was an idiot child.

   

 https://www.newyorker.com/culture/kitchen-notes/dont-throw-out-your-kids-uneaten-sandwich-crusts

 

Edited January 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

Child of the Universe , giving freely of herself

[Classicgas]

Herself is a difficult word to start a sentence with.

[ChrisBcritter]

With "herself", I'd say "Herself, she couldn't pick out a dress, but she knew what dresses her bridesmaids should wear."

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wear and tear on my body after 70+ years has left me a little creaky some mornings, but I can still do a 15 mile hike.

[Classicgas]

Hike a mile for a Camel....no, it was walk a mile for a Camel.

[1972coronet]

"Camel Hump" SBC cylinder heads are highly desirable 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Desirable women run screaming when I smile at them.

[Classicgas]

Them there clouds look perty bad.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bad breath is some folks' answer to fear of close relationships.

[Big John]

Relationships are hard to come by when both desirable and Undesirable women run screaming at the sight of you.

[1972coronet]

YOU MAKE ME _______________ , was what was scrawled across Richard Hell's chest on the cover photo of The Voidoids Blank Generation

[Ace-Garageguy]

Generation lettering makes it easier to keep up with and categorize declining ability.

[Classicgas]

Ability to reason seems to be a dying art.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Art and science used to be easily distinguishable, with science seeking objective truth, while art was subjective and deeply influenced by feelings and opinion; today, the differentiation is, unfortunately, blurring.

[Classicgas]

Blurring vision has been happening for years to me thus bifocals.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bifocals aren't in my arsenal...yet.

[Classicgas]

Yet is the operative word there.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

There was a fly in my soup, but he didn't eat much.

[Tom Geiger]

Much of the garbage you read on Facebook is from whiney little numpties who don't know a thing about how the world actually works

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Works" (factory) race cars were often sold to privateers at the end of the racing season, to be replaced by new cars for the factory drivers.

[Tom Geiger]

Drivers on the New Jersey Turnpike cannot drive, especially the New Yorkers going 50mph in the fast lane!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Lane Bryant is a retailer that caters to "ample" women, or at least it was 30 years back when my significant other fit the description.

[slusher]

description of Lane Bryant lady customer would cover from large too a very large lady who likes to dress great..