One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Build a buttered biscuit for breakfast.

[Tom Geiger]

Breakfast is highly overrated, I prefer to just have coffee and wait until lunchtime for any real food.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Food, mainly animal protein, is a necessity for me in the morning because I do actual work that requires fuel, and I don't break for lunch until around 2, so there's that.  

Edited February 12, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

"That Business Management degree an' two dollars will get you a cuppa coffee somewheres"

[Classicgas]

Somewheres a place I find myself at often.

[Little Timmy]

Often I wonder if I should have stuck to my first hobby of collecting bottle caps. 

 

[NOBLNG]

Caps are something that I really don’t like and never ever wore, until I found myself with no hair.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

[slusher]

Tomarrow forecast 60 and sunny but snowing right now…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Now that's some odd weather.

[Rodent]

Weather in Monterey (CA) County concerns me, because we are planning to visit there this weekend with a dear friend.

[slusher]

Friend of mine is going to work for Toyota….

[Ace-Garageguy]

Toyota makes some of the best cars on the planet, or at least they used to.

[1972coronet]

To , Two , Too all sound the same, and must be confusing "to" those whose primary language isn't English 

[slusher]

English must be hard for new students coming to this country…

[NOBLNG]

Country music makes me wish I was deaf.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Deaf Ted, Danuta, and Me was written by John Lennon.

[Little Timmy]

Lennon was a trend setter in Russia, but I'm glad it didn't catch on here in the states.

 

[Classicgas]

States of altered consciousness is not something to be played with.

[slusher]

With my wife any day is a good day..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Day after day, it's just one dang scam after another.

[Classicgas]

Another scam, is it really possible?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Possible and indeed even probable, scams will continue to be on the rise as long as people want something for nothing.

[1972coronet]

"Nothing but the best'll do !" - Gary Gilmore 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gilmore was a petroleum company that sponsored racing planes in the 1930s.

Edited February 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy