One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Pizza made with Psilocybin shrooms is what woke up Mr. Timothy Leary.......

[A modeler named mike]

Leary I am when hand feeding the squirrels but I do have aspirations of being able to hold one someday without being bitten to death.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Death comes to us all, but I still see folks who seem to think they're going to get out of here alive somehow.

[A modeler named mike]

Somehow cheating death sounds great but don't dare cheat the IRS .

[Ace-Garageguy]

IRS is one of those subjects I tend to avoid, so as not to create a disturbance in the Force that one of their minions might pick up on.  

[A modeler named mike]

On every model box there should be a warning that reads "caution contents may cause addiction"

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Addiction to food is the one I've been trying to shake, but every time I try to go cold turkey, after a few hours the craving starts again.

Edited April 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Again another ending word from the one sentence game sentence to start another sentence which I am doing right NOW.

[stitchdup]

now and then i enjoy chocolate and pickled onions as a snack

[Ace-Garageguy]

Snack choices like that make one wonder if you might be expecting.

[A modeler named mike]

Expecting a little Les, cool another modeler to add to the hobby

[thatz4u]

Hobby Lobby needs a new selection of models & paints...

[JollySipper]

Paints, or the lack thereof, holds up the progress on a couple builds of mine, one being the big scale Corvette.....

[1972coronet]

Corvette disc brake master cylinders - prior to 1967 model year - must be obsolete

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Obsolete" on the interdwerps is any post more than a few minutes old.

[A modeler named mike]

Old Gassers is not to be confused with bean eating elderly men

[Ace-Garageguy]

Men wearing bermuda shorts with wingtips and sock garters...probably...aren't going to be scoring trophy wives.

Edited April 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY and ACCURACY

[NOBLNG]

Wives hopefully put up with our idiosyncrasies.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Idiosyncrasies are those things they put in manual transmissions to help folks who can't drive a crashbox.

[Little Timmy]

Crashbox  is a place where crash test dummys rest after a hard days  work of  collisions, and seat belt testing.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Testing is usually a good measure of how good the one being tested is at taking tests.

[thatz4u]

tests have shown that no matter where you go there you are..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Are there any hamsters who can find Europe on a map, figure 3-cubed in their heads, and read and comprehend anything more complex than "see Spot run" ?

Edited April 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[thatz4u]

run your motor without oil & see what happens...

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Happens" is often preceded by "stuff".