One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Guess I should get out of the basement once in a while and go outside.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Outside this PM the birds are singing and the sun is shining, everything back to normal after the tornado watches earlier.

[NOBLNG]

Earlier birds tend to get more worms.

[A modeler named mike]

Worms in your stool are not recommended for fishing ?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fishing for compliments with false modesty isn't a good look for a grown man. 

[A modeler named mike]

" Man over board" whispered the soon to be widow to her poodle onboard their yacht.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Yacht owners will ultimately be sandwich-spread for the "eat the rich" crowd.

[A modeler named mike]

Crowd control is definitely not an issue on free colonoscopy exam day

[JollySipper]

Day after day, I will work and I will play, but the day after today, I will stop and I will start........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Start taking control of your finances when you're young and you won't have to worry about money when you're my age.

[A modeler named mike]

Age maybe what you make it but it can make you feel old so beware of that grey haired wrinkly face staring at you in the mirror, he's telling ya something.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Something wicked this way comes.

[ChrisBcritter]

Comes a time in every young car modeler's life when Grandma buys him a kit by Palmer.

[NOBLNG]

Palmer kits are something I have never seen in person.

[1972coronet]

Person of drumming 'fame' by the name of Dennis "Machine Gun" Thompson of the MC5 passed away on the 8th of May 

[Ace-Garageguy]

May Day has different connotations to different demographics, with the origins of the celebration dating back centuries in some countries.

Edited May 10, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

countries be used as anything apart from food storage? asked the young woodpecker

[A modeler named mike]

Woodpecker fever has was determined to be the cause of a group of teenagers thrashing their heads frantically back and forth until it was pointed out they were just listening to head banger music.

[JollySipper]

Music that I listened to as a teen I still enjoy, I just don't Crank it like I did then..........

[A modeler named mike]

Then let me tell ya I still crank it up when a few of my old favorites come over the air waves.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Waves are what you hope nobody makes when you're floating in the pool while holding a vial of nitroglycerine.

[stitchdup]

nitroglycerine used as shampoo will really blow your mind

[thatz4u]

mind games forever...

 

[A modeler named mike]

Forever more from this day I do declare that I shall remain a loyal supporter of the model hobby by buying every kit that I so desire up until the day that I expire!

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Expire" is what you might do if you eat food from swollen cans 10 years past their sell-by date.