One sentence game

[Tom Geiger]

True or False...  Alien sightings have been down the last decade because they got a load of us and are now hiding

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hiding is not always an effective survival strategy, but cockroaches haven't figured that out yet.

[Tim W. SoCal]

yet they continuously run from the light and seek refuge in the darkness

[JollySipper]

Darkness isn't the opposite of light, it's the absence of light........... at least that's what the Beastie Boys album said.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Said the spider to the fly" is part of an old children's rhyme boomer geezers might remember.

Edited July 12, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
Punctuation

[slusher]

Remember things when I was 3 years old so plain like it was just a few years ago…

[Little Timmy]

Ago is a very hard word to start a sentence with, but it's better than booger.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Booger" was the nickname of a guy I worked with a long time ago, 'cause he usually had at least one finger up his nose.  

[slusher]

Nose picking lady at the red light and my wife said” she put it in her mouth “..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mouth disposal of snot balls is something I could just never understand.

[slusher]

Understanding somethings in this world is a mystery"

[A modeler named mike]

Mystery of the missing sock, last seen entering the dryer in a damp to wet condition and has never been seen since, reward offered.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Offered up" is past tense of "offer up", which is a phrase typically found only in British service manuals meaning "place something near something else for assembly".

[slusher]

Assembly is something we had once a year where each class sang together ..

[Tim W. SoCal]

together we stand, divided we fall, and when our backs are all up against the wall

[NOBLNG]

Wall is what that AMT ‘41 Plymouth nearly hit a couple of times.

[JollySipper]

Times New Roman is a type of font, and the latest album from Queens of the Stone Age...........

Edited July 13, 2024 by JollySipper

[A modeler named mike]

Age is what you make it until the aches and pains take over.

[slusher]

Over the hill as they say is how I feel someday"…

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Someday my prints will come" was what people used to say about having photos developed.

[slusher]

Developed pictures from Walgreens and Walmart takes about 30 minutes..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Minutes pass like weeks when you have a sharp stick in your eye.

[thatz4u]

eye, aye, I are not all the same.....

[slusher]

Same time every Wenesday my neighbor cuts his grass..

[thatz4u]

Grass Roots Band, Live for Today...