One sentence game

[slusher]

Health is something many people wish they had done better.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Better late than never, though, when initiating healthy lifestyle changes or other improvements regarding your quality of life!

[A modeler named mike]

Life cereal is supposed to be liked by Mikey but this Mikey no likey life cereal. 

[GLMFAA1]

Cereal can never replace good old bacon and eggs.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Eggs are one of the best sources of high-quality protein, and make up part of a healthy breakfast that won't leave you carb-crashing in an hour or two like cereal, especially sugar-laden cereal.

Edited July 16, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[A modeler named mike]

Cereal killers have never been linked to any empty boxes of cereal that's been found in a dumpster. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Dumpster fire" is a phrase appropriate to describe several recent events.

[Little Timmy]

Events of the past few days could be considered  to be "self inflicted irony  of a self fulfilling  prophecy".

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Prophecy can sometimes be an accurate way to look into the future

[Ace-Garageguy]

Future was a floor finish, a breath freshener, or a dessert topping depending on the packaging it was sold in.  

[slusher]

In the garage I have a spare set paint.

[JollySipper]

'Paint' can be the most nerve wracking aspect of building, but can also be the most rewarding........

[Tim W. SoCal]

Rewarding our cohorts with a virtual pat on the back and a hearty "job well done" is one of the most enjoyable aspects of being a member of this community.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Community colleges probably prepare many students better for the reality of working for a living these days than most of the snooty ivy-league schools.

[slusher]

Schools today are not as good as when I was a kid now kids worry about phones and social media..

[NOBLNG]

Media coverage of new model kit offerings is insufficient.

[A modeler named mike]

Insufficient funds is no reason to not buy a model kit, you can always sell the wife's Lingerie, one of the kids or even go as far as a kidney to the black market. 

(Not being serious folks, just joking)

[Ace-Garageguy]

Market prices keep climbing, and it's no joke.

[thatz4u]

Joke: a cow's favorite Beatle song......Hay Chewed...?

[JollySipper]

'Chewed Out' is an old school term, meaning that you were 'fussed at' or 'scolded'.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Scolded" is something I'm loath to tolerate from those for whom I have little respect.

[JollySipper]

'Respect Your Elders' is a slogan used in reference to BMW's Neue Klasse cars...........

[NOBLNG]

Cars are what this forum is all about, but trucks are also allowed.

[A modeler named mike]

Allowed broken down is all owed, how funny we are all allowed to owe, I didn't know I needed permission.

[Tim W. SoCal]

permission to owe often leads to conflict and struggle when the debt comes due