One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Moving on, the "pot calling the kettle black" seems to be a lot of what makes the "news" these days.

[Tim W. SoCal]

days like these that we are currently experiencing, the pot keeps trying to convince us that our eyes are lying, our experiences are invalid and the kettle just doesn't exist anymore

Edited October 13, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[A modeler named mike]

Anymore, moving rainbows from their stationary position and making them a movement, recreating word meanings and just making a total mess of a decent economy is the sole job of the current satin.

Edited October 13, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Satin of white at night is the subject of a song by the Moody Blues.

[A modeler named mike]

Blues and stupidity is what I'm feeling since I apparently can't tell the difference between satin and Satan.

Edited October 13, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[NOBLNG]

Satan keeps stealing model parts right off my bench.

[Tim W. SoCal]

bench time with my model projects is what I'm dreaming of, but it just ain't gonna happen today...

[thatz4u]

today is the tomorrow you looked forward to yesterday

[Ace-Garageguy]

Yesterday I accomplished less than I'd planned, so today I'm trying to make it up.

[A modeler named mike]

Up upon his bicycle seat and ready for the Halloween parade, Timmy's guaranteed to ride that thing to death!

[JollySipper]

'Death Becomes Her' was kind of out there as far as movies go, but it had a really good cast and decent story line........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Line dancing used to be a big thing 'round here, but most of the C&W bars and clubs are long gone, replaced by almond-flavored soy frappuccino emporiums serving things like vegan imitation free-range escargot, that play monotonous depressing music and don't take cash under any circumstances.  

https://culinarywitch.com/vegan-escargot-escarnon

Edited October 13, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

"circumstances beyond my control" is a cataclysm that I hate to tolerate and withstand so much that I do all that I can do to positively impact every aspect of and every moment of my life

[A modeler named mike]

Life, yeah I'm living it, but I still don't know when it's gonna end. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

"End of the line!" the conductor announced as the steam locomotive braked the train to a stop

[slusher]

Stop signs was stolen quite a bit in the 70s by kids putting them in their room..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Room for Jello there always is.  

[slusher]

is always Jello but will remind of Ill Cosby and his crimes.

[Tim W. SoCal]

crimes are frequently committed by imbeciles who record them then post and broadcast them on social media

Edited October 14, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[1972coronet]

Media is the Massage [sic] by Marshall McLuhan is a fun, quick read which includes photos of one of my favourite bands , The Velvet Underground 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Underground is the domain of the Morlocks.

Edited October 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[stitchdup]

morlocks, morlocks we need morlocks shouted the bank manager

[A modeler named mike]

Manager of the local funeral home  was called to take the stand to testify about being stiffed by a customer. ?

[bobthehobbyguy]

Customer service seldom exists these days.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Days may come and days may go but "the customer is always right" is a philosophy that comes from long ago in pre-Karen times.

Edited October 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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