One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Work? Yeah I used to and now that I'm retired it seems I have more time to attend to others wants and desires..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Desires that top my personal wish list for others include 1) mind your own business, 2) leave me alone on my own property, and 3) don't read anything into what I say that I didn't say specifically.

[1972coronet]

"Specifically that word cannot be said on tee-vee !" , admonished the producer when Jefferson Airplane played We Could be Together  live on the Dick Cavett Show 

[A modeler named mike]

Show rods and their wild designs have been a favorite of mine since I was a wee little tike.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Tike" is actually spelled "tyke", and I've liked show rods since I was a tyke on a bike.  

Edited November 13, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Bike myself across the country I would, for a chance to see the Roach Coach in person........

[vamach1]

22 minutes ago, JollySipper said:

Bike myself across the country I would, for a chance to see the Roach Coach in person........

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Person of the female variety standing next to it is, to me, far more attractive.  

Edited November 13, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Falcon Ranchero]

Attractive means different things to everyone; for example I find the 1960 DiDia 150 to be a relatively attractive car

[LennyB]

Car 54, where are you?

 

(Fred Gwynne drove a Volkswagen Type 3 Fastback)

Edited November 13, 2024 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

You gonna eat all those fries?

[A modeler named mike]

37 minutes ago, LennyB said:

Car 54, where are you?

 

(Fred Gwynne drove a Volkswagen Type 3 Fastback)

He lived in the Taneytown Md. area, Not far from me. My wife worked at our local hospital and would see him there frequently. The Munsters are on the top of my favorites along with Munster go home.

[A modeler named mike]

4 hours ago, LennyB said:

 

 

 

 

Edited November 13, 2024 by A modeler named mike
I Posted twice like an idiot ?

[thatz4u]

[LennyB]

Fries the tires every time I step on it, gadzooks ?

[JollySipper]

'Gadzooks' is 1950's vernacular......

[Falcon Ranchero]

Vernacular… that’s a fun word to say

[JollySipper]

Say it again then!  

(LoL)

[LennyB]

Then I made a right turn and came face to face with the smallest big foot I had ever seen. 

[A modeler named mike]

Seen that I posted the same post twice, gonna take a time out for self punishment. 

(Yes this is my sentence)

Edited November 13, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Punishment will continue on the hour until morale improves."

[NOBLNG]

Improves your memory, or your feelings of anxiety, or your sexual performance, or a host of other perceived ailments claims the infomercial.

Edited November 14, 2024 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Informercial "star" endorsements and the phrase "as seen on TV" inspire in me an uncontrollable and desperate need to buy whatever useless junk they're hawking.

(spllelchik tells me that "useless junk" should be one word; must be AI  )  

Edited November 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[LennyB]

Hawking ran me over once with his wheelchair, it left a lasting impression.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Impression-making materials of the dental variety have been used by modelers to make molds, including some suitable for metal casting (as in bridgework), for decades.

Edited November 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy