One sentence game

[slusher]

Move is something I don’t to do because it’s a pain."

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pain gets to be almost like an old, unpleasant friend after we live with it long enough.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Enough already" sang Judy Garland in I Could Go On Singing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Singing in the rain won't keep you dry, but it's better than complaining about being wet.

[JollySipper]

Wet dogs smell worse after the bath.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bath Time for Bonzo was the planned sequel to Bedtime for Bonzo, but never made it to production due to the Chimp Screen Actors Guild demanding exorbitant pay increases.

                       

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Edited November 19, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Increases have been denied for the next quarter, the union will be up in arms.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Arms and legs akimbo" is a phrase I've never been able to work into a conversation.

[slusher]

Conversation is the best way to get to know people….

[Ace-Garageguy]

People who eat people may have an advantage in the not too distant future.

[slusher]

Future we have no idea what’s going to change, it’s totally different then the late 60’s until now.

[LennyB]

Now Noah was no longer in the dark, if he only knew how to work the light switch it would have been back much sooner.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sooner or later, some people will wake up to realty, but sadly, some never will.

[A modeler named mike]

Will, yep I need to make one out before I leave this here big blue ball floating in space.

[LennyB]

"Space Available" read the billboard, my nephew wanted to know why the aliens gave it up.

[A modeler named mike]

Up to no good was the three little pigs as they danced through the barnyard wearing nothing but wigs, staring back at those that dared to look whilst gesturing to them with one mudded hoof.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Hoof spelled backwards is fooh.

[LennyB]

Fooh is what it sounded like when Mr T said Fool.

[slusher]

 Fool. Was Mr. T  phrase but always like Fred Sanford phrase You big dummy“  best..

[thatz4u]

Best was the original drummer for the Beatles, Ringo replaced him

[LennyB]

him found he was lost in the desert with no name

[Ace-Garageguy]

Name That Shroom was a TV show that taught kids how to avoid eating hallucinogenic fungi or poison toadstools.

Edited November 19, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[stitchdup]

toadstools were no use for fixing toadscar

[Tim W. SoCal]

toadscar that Debbie liked the tuck 'n' roll interior so much in, didn't really belong to Toad, it was actually Steve Bolander's '58 Chevy Impala

[LennyB]

Impala can run up to 56 MPH, that faster then my neighbors beat up old Chevy