One sentence game

[slusher]

Week is over and next Friday is our first date anniversary…

[A modeler named mike]

Anniversary gifts for your female counterpart should never be gas/oil  powered or be an item used for housework. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Week in, week out, I still stink at the end of the day.

Housework is usually the last of my priorities.

 

Edited December 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

priorities of a pooper scooper are very few, getter all and don't miss the can.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Can the Can" was a tough rocker by Suzi Quatro.

[LennyB]

Quatro is a Latin American string instrument which I’ve never played let alone even seen.   

[A modeler named mike]

Seen the newly released AMT "Mopower" funny car model kit is now available, gotta get one.

[LennyB]

One is never enough, the world is not enough

[A modeler named mike]

Enough small talk, let's talk big and loud.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Loud people are often compensating for something.

[LennyB]

Something in the way she moves...wait, we have to keep it clean here.

[thatz4u]

Here, There & Everywhere...

 

[A modeler named mike]

Everywhere I go today there seems to be an odd odor I smell, wait is that my answer to what it is, I smell?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Smell that there roadkill?

[stitchdup]

roadkill hosts have a presenting style that seems to mostly be shouting at the camera

[LennyB]

Camera ahhh, I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille

[Ace-Garageguy]

DeMille be like wun a dem Cataracts.

[LennyB]

Cataracts I was told on my last eye exam are just beginning to show.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Show and Tell could also be Present and Explain

[LennyB]

Explain yourself young Mr Watson, why did you put Suzi's pigtails in the ink well?

[A modeler named mike]

Well, I thought since Suzi looks alot like a horse I thought her hair would make a good shoe shine brush and I didn't have any black shoe polish so there you have it, sir

[LennyB]

Sir, I can explain, she put them right in my face and I could not resist nibbling, they were the best tater tots  I ever had. 

Edited December 15, 2024 by LennyB
Typo

[Ace-Garageguy]

Had I known several years ago what I know now, I would have done a few things differently.

[LennyB]

Differently things would have been if we met in another place and time and she didn't have a wife.

[NOBLNG]

Wife probably wouldn’t mind a “gas powered” Maserati for an anniversary gift.