One sentence game

[LennyB]

Anymore wise crack remarks out of you young man and I'm a gonna horse whip ya.

[slusher]

ya better get in the house don’t make me come get you..

[A modeler named mike]

"You, you wart headed toad, knuckle dragin, boot licking, sorry @$$ moron, Don't you tell me I can't have another scoop of ice cream, slap it on, and Bless you" said the Pope during an outing to promote kindness and compassion. 

Edited December 17, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[LennyB]

Compassion couldn't keep the Popemobile running as the poor worn out engine had diddly squat for compression, a dead electrical system and even though they poured holy water in the radiator it still leaked like the fountains of Venice

[GLMFAA1]

Venice California was the home of Revell plastic models.

[johnyrotten]

Models, in all definitions, come in all shapes and sizes now, but are still made of plastic. 

Edited December 17, 2024 by johnyrotten

[Tom Geiger]

Plastic models is what we call them but if you dissect a diecast car and build it your way, it indeed becomes a model

[LennyB]

Model that I have my eye on is certainly not made of plastic, although she may have plastic implants.

[johnyrotten]

Implants of the surgical type are now being created with the use of metal 3d printing. 

[LennyB]

Printing metal boobs, I don't think my wife would let me do that.

[johnyrotten]

That escalated quicky.

[JollySipper]

Quicky probably isn't what you meant to type, but it works for a sentence!

 

Edited December 18, 2024 by JollySipper

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sentence "journalists" who intentionally lie, or who just don't bother to check the accuracy of what they repeat before saying or writing it, to a one way trip through the shredder.

[slusher]

Shredder helps protect your identity from crooks who want to steal…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Steal from me once, shame on you; steal from me twice...nope.

[A modeler named mike]

Nope to soap on a rope, I'll take baby oil says 🤔 best not go there.

[Ace-Garageguy]

 "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." 

[slusher]

There was a time when every guy got Old Spice after shave for Christmas and some Brute Cologne…

[A modeler named mike]

Cologne that was popular when I was a wee little lover boy was Hi Karate.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Karate and cologne won't help you to dream of Horatio's philosophy of old spicy wee little brutes.

[slusher]

Hi Karate, is something I barely remember Christmas as a kid was the best back then…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Then the brutes of Christmas-future ran in, shouting "hi!! hi!! hi!!" as they karate-kicked poor Santa and Rudolph into ghosts of Christmas-past.

Edited December 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[slusher]

Past always seems to follow us and h make us feel guilty even if forgiven."

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Forgiven" is something I've so far been unable to do concerning a few people in my past who really had no excuse for what they did, and never any remorse.

[Tom Geiger]

Remorse will eat at you if you let it, but the folks who should be the most remorseful usually just brush it off and go do the same BLAH_BLAH_BLAH_BLAH to others