One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sound judgement often precludes me from saying exactly what I'm really thinking.

[Tim W. SoCal]

thinking of what I can do one New Year's Day may finally lead to some bench time with my model cars

[slusher]

Cars and trucks I have a list of car and truck models I would like to build.

[A modeler named mike]

Build a model a day might not keep the doctor away, but you'll surely blow through your stash causing you to spend more cash.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cash sure doesn't seem to go as far as it used to.

[A modeler named mike]

To Santa, thanks for the lump of coal, I'm guessing it's as close to a diamond as you'll gift, also thanks for leaving cookie crumbs on my couch along with the spilled milk on the carpet.

[JollySipper]

Carpet kits for '66 and '67 Chargers have upwards of 20-some odd pieces..........

[1972coronet]

Pieces of The Ticket that Exploded were floating through the air 

[slusher]

Air is real humid after all the rain we have bee getting this weekend "..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Weekend warriors often need painkillers to make it through Mondays.

[LennyB]

Mondays would be a whole lot better if going to work was not a requirement.  

[NOBLNG]

Requirements from me decreased substantially when I retired.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Retired" doesn't describe me as well as "retread" does: same old carcass going round and round, but with a thinner skin.  

Edited December 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Skin of my teeth is an expression that sends shivers up my spine.

[slusher]

Spine is very easy injured when lifting or working bent over.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Over and out, Gracie; just say good night.

Edited December 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

night follows day unless you were a dinosaur

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dinosaur meat tastes like chicken.

Edited December 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Chicken fingers are tasty with BBQ sauce, but I've never seen a chicken with fingers so I'm guessing maybe that's why, they've all been severed and served.

[LennyB]

Served with a nice adult beverage it goes down smooth but if not cooked properly it will come back up by morning. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Morning sickness may be a sign your life just got a lot more complicated.

[LennyB]

Complicated by no means was little John’s life, as one of Robin Hood’s Merry Men all he had to do was eat, drink, be merry and kick some serious butt once in a while.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

While waiting for Godot, Vlad and Estragon had time for a Lucky Pozzo pizza.

Edited December 30, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Pizza was always Igor's favorite bite, unlike his master's.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Master's voice made the puppy curious.

Edited December 30, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy