One sentence game

[LennyB]

Account in a bank is safer then in my mattress they tell me but they won't let me sleep at the bank.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Bank yer fires and prepare to drop anchor" shouted the XO, but because the stoker crew of genetically modified dogs hadn't had their Neuralink language chips updated to understand old-fashioned seafaring jargon, they just stood there looking sheepish...which isn't easy for creatures that look like nothing so much as upright-walking wolves.

                                      

Edited February 7 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Wolves 🐺 track their prey and attack as a pack..

[LennyB]

Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit-Bag has nothing to do with model kits.

[slusher]

Kits and building makes feel like a kid..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kid gloves actually work well for TIG welding.

[JollySipper]

Welding is fun to watch someone do, especially if they know what they're doing............

[slusher]

Doing a new job at a muffler shop I learned welding and enjoyed the job..

[A modeler named mike]

Job applications were never on my favorite things to fill out list, so I always had a cheat sheet with all the Impertinent info of pryor jobs history such as their start and ending dates and those businesses names and their contact information. 

[LennyB]

Information like that is hard to keep track of so I wouldn't call it a cheat sheet, I'd call it a necessity.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Necessity is a mother...", or something like that.

[LennyB]

That is one way of twisting words around another way is with a swizzle stick.

[Tom Geiger]

Stick it where the sun don't shine!   

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shine on, shine on harvest moon, for me and my gal.

Edited February 7 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tom Geiger]

Gal Gadot is an Israeli actress, producer, model and was Miss Israel 2004.

Edited February 7 by Tom Geiger

[Ace-Garageguy]

2004 was the 5th year after Y2K ended the world.

[Falcon Ranchero]

World Cars is our local Kia and Hyundai dealership.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dealership hijinks like generally dishonest practices, upselling customers into worthless new-car add-ons, unnecessary repairs post-warranty, and incompetent service writers got me pretty fed up with the car biz early in my career.

Edited February 7 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Career that I had was given up for retirement, but dang if I'm not busier than before. 

[LennyB]

Before you say anything I want to make one thing perfectly clear, I have no idea what I'm talking about I just make it up as I go along.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Along came a spider and sat down beside her, and Miss Muffet ran screaming into the night.

Edited February 7 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Tim W. SoCal]

night time on weekends used to be my favorite time, cruisin' with my honey, watching the submarine races at the lake in the park, drive-in movies, street racing my car or my motorcycle, now it's just time to rest and recuperate for the next work week

[NOBLNG]

Week six of 2025 and things are not looking any better than the previous year.

[LennyB]

Year to date weather report, periods of cold followed by more periods of cold with an occasional break for snow on even days and rain on odd days but most days these days are odd so what does that mean.

Edited February 7 by LennyB
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[Ace-Garageguy]

'Mean old man" and worse is what you get called if you deal in verifiable facts, rationality, and common sense.

Edited February 8 by Ace-Garageguy