One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Balloon racing with tattooed baboons in cocoons eating shrooms while watching Looney Toons sounds groovy.

[Rodent]

Groovy is not a good state for your brake rotors

[LennyB]

Rotors from drones should be equipped with silencers.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Silencers would no doubt be popular if installed on the mouths of some particularly clueless public figures.

[LennyB]

Figures made of chocolate and shaped like bunnies are on Carl's shopping list this week.

[NOBLNG]

Week one of the rest of my life started on Sunday.

[A modeler named mike]

Sunday has passed as did Monday, and Tuesday is here, but by tomorrow Tuesdays gone like Lynyrd Skynyrd sang in the past. 😁

Edited March 11 by A modeler named mike

[LennyB]

Past the third stop sign and make a right, continue for about a mile down the old dirt road until you see a rooster, next to the rooster is a pile of, well let’s just say we can’t talk about that, so move past that slowly as you want to tread lightly and not tangle with it and before too long you will come to a split in the road where you will take the rooster and put him on your back and climb the fourth tree which should give you a good view of Sunday in the rear view mirror.  

[A modeler named mike]

Mirror never lies unless it's at the fun house. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

House mice are better to have in your kitchen than lice...depending of course on how you feel about eating ze bugs.

                                 

Edited March 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Bugs me that what I need for one replacement toilet is a specialty due to the old rough-in dimensions and looks to cost upwards of 400 bucks, talk about sticker shock.

[LennyB]

Shock the Monkey

(Thought it was time for a musical interlude)

[Rob Hall]

Monkey Man is both a song and a film. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Film of the bio variety is what causes those fuzzy little green sweaters you get on your teeth from not brushing.

[ChrisBcritter]

Brushing her hair one hundred times a side kept Marcia's sisters awake.

[NOBLNG]

Awake at five or six am I am every morning, even though its been seven years since I retired.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Retired" means sitting on the couch and turning to mush to some, and "finally time to do what I want" to others.

[Rob Hall]

Others may rise earlier, with or without the time change I'm pretty consistently up by 7am, though the dogs often wake me earlier. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Earlier I was wondering if the AI-driven "generative / iterative design" software and "zero prototype" straight-to-production concepts being so widely touted will ever overcome the design shortcomings introduced by two generations of engineers who have no field-repair, failure-analysis, or other hands-on experience prior to sitting down at their screens and keyboards.

Edited March 12 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Keyboards are a great tool for exercising your dexterity…unless like me you type using only one finger.

Edited March 12 by NOBLNG

[Tim W. SoCal]

finger up his nose fits better than his toes, trying too hard to compose a tune to hum for Flo's lyrics such as those she wrote for all her Joes

[LennyB]

Joe's nose was red as a rose, his belly was red like one too, funny he thought as he counted his toes, I can never get past one or two.

[Tim W. SoCal]

two or more of the soon to be released model car kits are on my list of stuff that I must have

[Ace-Garageguy]

Have a nice day.  

Edited March 13 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Day is over and night has arrived, it's almost time to bed down and close my eyes, but not just yet since I have to let this belly full of supper ease it's way down.