One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

Day in and day out I have to deal with stupid vehicle repair write-ups like "long time between starting" and "engine not right"

[NOBLNG]

Right way to build a model is to follow the instructions to a tee…kapish.🙄

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Kapish" is one of several informal spellings derived from the Italian "capisce", used as slang for "do you understand?"

[thatz4u]

Understand Your Man by Johnny Cash....great song

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Song In The Breeze by the Outlaws is a great Southern Rock song from my high school days

 

[JollySipper]

Days of my youth were spent listening to bands like Primus and Cake......... 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cake is nice, but I really like pie.

[thatz4u]

Pie in the sky, by and by, says I

[Ace-Garageguy]

I think, therefore I am.

[Rob Hall]

Am I who I am?  

[JollySipper]

'Am I myself, or just another freak?' questioned the song Fire in the Hole by Steely Dan.........

[A modeler named mike]

Dan, Dan the drywall man went from drywalling and slinging mud to opening a bike shop, which was always his dream.

Edited April 24 by A modeler named mike
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Dream big, work hard to make it real.

[stitchdup]

real madrid is a football team that only use their feet to play hence the FOOTball name while your football is closer to rugby but with more padding

[Calb56]

Padding has all moved forward and is resting above my belt.

[Tim W. SoCal]

belt for the supercharger was hurled about 100 feet into the air when the nitro car huffed through the intake and blew the blower to pieces

[NOBLNG]

Pieces of plastic everywhere due to my clumsiness.

[thatz4u]

clumsiness is great because it always gives you something to do..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Do you want fries with that?

[Tim W. SoCal]

"That will be $12.76" she said, so I handed her a twenty, two singles, three quarters and a penny, she looked at me like I was stupid and exclaimed "you gave me too much money!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

Money and making change are hard.

[mk11]

Hard it is, 'adulting'.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Adulting IS hard, but staying young and active as our bodies grow old is harder

[Ace-Garageguy]

Harder metals take more effort to work than softer ones.

Edited April 26 by Ace-Garageguy
PC EDIT

[stitchdup]

ones upon a time grammer baked some cookies with my friends and eye