Thoughts and ideas that hold forever true..........

[slusher]

Do priests and nuns get discounts since they don’t drive much?

[Brutalform]

Never piss off a guy with a flamethrower. 

Edited Thursday at 08:36 PM by Brutalform

[Ace-Garageguy]

7 hours ago, Brutalform said:

Never piss off a guy with a flamethrower. 

...or give this man a ride.   

Edited Friday at 04:08 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

"his brain is squirming like a toad........."

[Ace-Garageguy]

[sidcharles]

and who eats the sins of the sin-eater . . . 

[Ulf]

Never put together a dream team, their egos take all the power from the task.

[stavanzer]

"Don't sit on the Plexiglass Toilet"

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth"

[Tim W. SoCal]

In the end, light will always conquer darkness and truth will obliterate all their lies.

[JollySipper]

A line from a Beastie Boys song that hits similar......... 'Darkness isn't the opposite of light, it's the Absence of light'

[thatz4u]

A woman marries a man thinking that she can change him, he seldom does...

A man marries a woman hoping she will stay the same.....she seldom does....

[Ace-Garageguy]

Your beliefs don't make you a good person.

Your behavior does.

[stitchdup]

12 hours ago, thatz4u said:

A woman marries a man thinking that she can change him, he seldom does...

A man marries a woman hoping she will stay the same.....she seldom does....

theres an obvious answer in there for hapiness....... lol

[slusher]

A smile makes everones day your in contact with day better..  

[Tim W. SoCal]

Many of us on this forum have laughed and lamented at the antics of the YouTube Certified Master Auto Techs and their ilk. Imagine being a doctor working diligently to save a critically sick child's life as the mother continually questions, disputes and debates your diagnosis and medical advice while she repeatedly consults Doctor Google and Doctor Bing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

If you don't walk the walk, it's probably best not to talk the talk.

[JollySipper]

1 hour ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

If you don't walk the walk, it's probably best not to talk the talk.

Dad had a little gruffer version........... 'Don't let your mocking bird mouth overrun your hummingbird behind'

He had a way with words.......... 

[johnyrotten]

16 minutes ago, JollySipper said:

Dad had a little gruffer version........... 'Don't let your mocking bird mouth overrun your hummingbird behind'

He had a way with words.......... 

I heard it similarly, but bluntly,  something about mouths, behinds and check cashing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

It's easier to deal with a man who knows he's a hypocrite than one who sincerely believes he's a saint in spite of the evil he does.

Edited yesterday at 03:17 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Joe says his ex had more issues than National Geographic, & Life magazine together....

[johnyrotten]

1 hour ago, thatz4u said:

Joe says his ex had more issues than National Geographic, & Life magazine together....

That ex doesn't have issues, they have subscriptions. And need prescriptions.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"The contemporary form of authentic greatness is a civilization built on the spirituality of work."

Much in line with Ayn Rand's idea that ALL work is honorable and satisfying if you do it to the best of your ability, whatever that may be.

These thoughts do not, however, take into consideration that a great many people think they're entitled to everything while putting out zero effort to produce anything.

Edited 7 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Volzfan59]

This from my old 1:1 racing partner. RIP Richard, I still miss you.

”We’ve got two welders (mig &stick) and a set of torches. We can build anything.”

 He was not a man of deep thought, but I swear, he was right. He could build anything.