ZOMBIE PLANS

[evilone]

So well this is what happens when i watch dawn of the dead remake and get bored when there is a pandemic out there.I came up with a zombie plan due to the swine flu acting alot like the flu's in zombie movies.My plan is to knock over a military storing place to get me alot of guns,ammo,and a tank.Then go lock down a COSTCO and wait there until the zombies died off or i ran outta ammo.If i started running outta ammo i would keep one bullit in a pistol just incase the zombies over ran me then i wouldn't have to worry about being turned into one.So who here has a zombie plan besides me?Don't be scared to put them up i know i can not be the only one here who has thought of this plus what kind of zombie can read LOL.

[Aaronw]

Yep, all set. I've got my eye on a 6x6 Oshkosh snowplow. The plow will do a nice job moving hordes of zombies and the dump bed will make a nice storage area / mobile home with just a little work. I've already got a pile of chainsaws, axes, pike poles and other implements of destruction at work so that is no problem. Bring on the zombies.

I just watched Diary of the dead tonight. Not the best zombie flick but much better than most of those done from the cameras point of view (Blair Witch etc). Why are people so stupid in most horror movies? It seems like most of the characters are the only people in the universe that never saw a horror movie.

[Brian Fishburn]

My plan is simple- I like you and all, but when the zombies are chasing us, I'm going to trip you.

[Joe Handley]

I'm guessing my plan of;

1. Aim Jeep at living dead

2. Bury tall skinny pedal in floormat

3. Hope they don't take out my radiator on the way through the hordes

may be slightly insufficent

[roadhawg]

Pffttt......if zombies are chasin' you, all you gotta do is close the door. You would figure by now zombies would've learned how to turn a knob, but nooooooooo.

[Foxer]

I HAD Zombie plans ... but my Revell-Monogram NotD Zombie kit got crushed by somebody's AMT snowplow and I lost the instructions.

Edited May 2, 2009 by Foxer

[Custom Hearse]

So well this is what happens when i watch dawn of the dead remake and get bored when there is a pandemic out there.I came up with a zombie plan due to the swine flu acting alot like the flu's in zombie movies.My plan is to knock over a military storing place to get me alot of guns,ammo,and a tank.Then go lock down a COSTCO and wait there until the zombies died off or i ran outta ammo.If i started running outta ammo i would keep one bullit in a pistol just incase the zombies over ran me then i wouldn't have to worry about being turned into one.So who here has a zombie plan besides me?Don't be scared to put them up i know i can not be the only one here who has thought of this plus what kind of zombie can read LOL.

Thanks for telling me your plans.... I have just recently passed away, and woke up as a ZOMBIE. Now I know what is going to happen and where.... MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BRAINS YUM!!!!!

[george 53]

Kwik Zombie qwesshun. If'n a chick is preggers ,an a zombie bites her, an turns HER into a Zombo, Does the baby be born normal(non zomb) or Zombied?? Hey, maybe ya'll could use the Death Race cars on 'em? Whoever won that build up anyways? or is it still goin on?

[Harry P.]

Kwik Zombie qwesshun. If'n a chick is preggers ,an a zombie bites her, an turns HER into a Zombo, Does the baby be born normal(non zomb) or Zombied?? Hey, maybe ya'll could use the Death Race cars on 'em? Whoever won that build up anyways? or is it still goin on?

George, the rule is similar to our immigration laws... if a mom gets turned into a zombie, her kid will automatically be granted zombie status at birth, no questions asked, and will be eligible for all zombie rights and benefits...

[roadhawg]

George, the rule is similar to our immigration laws... if a mom gets turned into a zombie, her kid will automatically be granted zombie status at birth, no questions asked, and will be eligible for all zombie rights and benefits...

Actually, they don't like being called zombies anymore. We must refer to them as "life-challenged".......

[george 53]

Thanks Harry. I was wonderin, caz Joy's preggers, an I DON'T want no zombied out Grandson! Guess I'll have ta take her one of my AK's so she can do a lil target shootin!

[george 53]

AW Jeeze Tommy, NOW we got POLITICALY CORRECT Zombo's? I thought we got RID of Bush an Cheney!!!!

[george 53]

ZOMBIE , , , After a few of these you won't care who's undead !!

1/2 oz 151 proof rum

1 oz pineapple juice

1 oz orange juice

1/2 oz apricot brandy

1 tsp sugar

2 oz light rum

1 oz dark rum

1 oz lime juice

Blend all ingredients with ice except 151 proof rum. Pour into a collins glass. Float Bacardi 151 proof rum on top. Garnish with a fruit slice, sprig of mint and a cherry.

Stevearino I KNEW there was a reason I liked you! YOU are my kinda guy!(Even if I DON'T drink no more! I used to get TOO zombied out! )

[randx0]

All I need is a roll of duct tape and a stick of gum.

[LDO]

Step 1) Loot the local Homebrew supply shop.

Step 2) Run to the hills & lay low

Step 3) Make a lifetime supply of country wine from local honey and fruit

But seriously- a local DJ who's a pretty funny guy had a call-in a few days ago. It was "What would you loot in a post-apocalyptic situation?". The homebrew shop was the clear winner. Someone also suggested the Lowe's close to the homebrew shop...to get materials for making more homebrew equipment.

[LDO]

subjects like this make me remember why I have 980 rounds of 7.62x54 full metal jacket rounds stashed away!

I'm a plumber. I was working at one guy's house once when his neighbor came over and asked if he could store some 7.62x39 in this guy's garage. His in-laws were going to visit and he didn't want them to see it. The dude says "How many rounds?" His neighbor replied "Sixty THOUSAND"

[Corvette.Jeff]

Heres my zombie plan,

Grab all the guns, ammo, water,food,and gas i can. get in my car(itll be kinda crowded being a c4 'vette.lol) hit the go pedal and go to canada, everybody knows that zombies never go into canada, i also might have to ditch the guns in a ditch before i hit the border

If i cant do that, ill go to the local p.d.(cops are the first ones to turn you know!!) and break into the armory, then take over walmart, i should be able to live there for about a year, also might want to baracade the doors(that means go to lowes for lumber, a welder, and angle iron I'd also take my car into walmart so that it doesnt get destroyed like all the sprts cars in zombie flicks.

[Aaronw]

If you need any practice I can recommend Left 4 Dead and Dead Rising. Left 4 Dead has the quick zombies like 28 days later & the Dawn of the dead remake. Dead rising is good old school Romero fun, slow shambling zombies in a shopping mall. I think they are available on both the PS3 and XBox.

Soooo... Zombie build anyone?

[Harry P.]

First thing you need to do is read up on the problem...

[Custom Hearse]

First thing you need to do is read up on the problem...

Man.... They got those "Dummy books" for everything, don't they!

Harry, I'm starting to wonder about you....

[evilone]

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad to see that i am not the only one to think of these kind of things.I am currenttly trying to figure out how to get some supermodels rounded up befor they turn into zombies for the soul purpose of reinhabiting the world(of course).So my plan is still in the working out process .

[torinobradley]

If you need any practice I can recommend Left 4 Dead and Dead Rising. Left 4 Dead has the quick zombies like 28 days later & the Dawn of the dead remake. Dead rising is good old school Romero fun, slow shambling zombies in a shopping mall. I think they are available on both the PS3 and XBox.

Soooo... Zombie build anyone?

I'm playing Fallout 3 right now and it has both the slow and really fast zombies, but also has glowing ones... easier to shoot in the dark...

[Jantrix]

I think I'd go hang out in the graveyard after the outbreak. I mean why would any self respecting zombie go there?

Edited May 5, 2009 by Jantrix

[Joe Handley]

I think I'd go hang out in the graveyard after the outbreak. I mean why would any self respecting zombie go there?

Not a bad idea, if they're looking for fresh brain, why look for it in a cemetary

[Dr. Cranky]

If I find my head, I will definitely love to do one of these . . . perhaps a muscle car!

Or even better, why not make the vehicles look like zombies--EVERYTHING GOES!!!