RickRollerLT1 Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 I dunno if this allready exsists on here (been a while). Whatever you guys do, keep the jokes going but PLEASE keep them clean, and for the love of god, NO complaining/fighting or any stuff like that. Thats been going on 'round here lately due to the evergoing facepalm wars raging on all over the place. Think of whatever comes to mind, can be anything really. Heres som KLEAN funny qoutes: (From Zero Wing) "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! YOU HAVE NOCHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKEYOUR TIME." (From some weird anime called "Super Milk Chan) "GIVE ME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES I CAN BUY WITH THIS MONEY!!!!!!" (??????) "GIANTENEMYCRAB APPROACHING!!"
trogdor Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 There's two men I trust, one is me. The other is not you.
Harry P. Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Apparently you didn't see that Gregg locked the ongoing jokes thread that was already going here???
Keef Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 There's two men I trust, one is me. The other is not you. Con-Air....awesome movie Apparently you didn't see that Gregg locked the ongoing jokes thread that was already going here??? good thing this is a funny quotes thread and not a jokes thread then huh?
SuperStockAndy Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Here's one I got from a friend: "What was a Yugo motorcycle called? An Igo."
charlie8575 Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 As heard on Jay Leno last night... "The economy is so bad...I ordered a Greek salad last night, and the restaurant went bankrupt!" (rimshot/guitar riff follows.) Charlie Larkin
Junkman Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 That's not important. Drinking beer is important. (The Junkman)
RickRollerLT1 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Posted October 5, 2011 Apparently you didn't see that Gregg locked the ongoing jokes thread that was already going here??? I saw that one got closed, but shouldn't we have a little fun without fighting or complaning, rather than have this turn into boot camp? Then there would be MORE people complaing about the rules and the limits they get than it would be now. I'm not trying to start anything, but i'm just saying, even with tighter rules and restrictions or not ppl will still find a way 'round the electro-shock barricade. I haven't been on here lately due to life dutys, WIPS, collage, etc. But whenever I visit, ether something allways changes, topics get locked or removed, or ppl complain 'bout how the shape of the fender is wrong, or the color is the site is pink. Can't we all get along?
Darin Bastedo Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in my past life.
Ben Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 I'm so broke, I have to fart just to have a s cent in my pocket!
Harry P. Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 I saw that one got closed, but shouldn't we have a little fun without fighting or complaning, rather than have this turn into boot camp? Apparently you've never read the quote I have in my signature line. Obviously I don't have anything against a funny quote. Heck, I'm all for them! I'm just saying that a very similar thread was locked already, and maybe that should be a hint to you that starting this one isn't the best idea. Just a heads up, you know?
XJ6 Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 MCM - Spelled backwards is MCM....That's Funny..Cheers
Joe Handley Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 I fart realism. If you can fart surrealistic as well.......please keep it to yourself.......lol!
RodneyBad Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Apparently you've never read the quote I have in my signature line. Obviously I don't have anything against a funny quote. Heck, I'm all for them! I'm just saying that a very similar thread was locked already, and maybe that should be a hint to you that starting this one isn't the best idea. Just a heads up, you know? In other words. Don't poke the Bear... BTW: Famous Last quotes.. Look, No hands.. Or. Watch this.. Or What's this button do?
David G. Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 I saw that one got closed, but shouldn't we have a little fun without fighting or complaning,.. Can't we all get along? Most of us can, but there are people out there who actively look for reasons to be offended and upset, and people like that aren't usually happy until they make their displeasure known to all. David G.
Darin Bastedo Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 "I drank what?!" - Socrates "you need to relax, take your mind off thins, Go see a play." Abe Lincolns Cheif advisor. "I don't play hard to get. I play hard to want" - Darin Bastedo "don't tell them it's me" - Anonymous
von Zipper Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Two of my favorite quotes from the GREAT Yogi Berra: "You can observe alot by watching" "The future ain't what it used to be "
Junkman Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 In other words. Don't poke the Bear... BTW: Famous Last quotes.. Look, No hands.. Or. Watch this.. Or What's this button do? Or This always worked.. Or Let me handle this... Or Trust me... Or Don't worry... Or Oops... Or Me first... Or Not a problem... Or Oh no... Or I've got a plan... Or They can't see us... Or I'll open it... Or That's easy... Or Run... Or I'll cover you... Or We are friends... Or Easy now...
Kaleb Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Famous last words? Hey Ya'll watch this The economy is so bad I seen a robin trying to get a worm, and the worm pulled the robin in. The economy is so bad I seen a cockroach pull a switchblade on a rat, and took his cheese.
moparmagiclives Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 "you need to relax, take your mind off thins, Go see a play." Abe Lincolns Cheif advisor. To piggy back if I may... "Other then that Mrs. Lincoln, How was the play?"
Harry P. Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Ok, since it looks like Gregg is letting this thread live on... "It was like that when I got here."
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