A Law?

[martinfan5]

My wife's cousin from up the street wanted to borrow my new 400 dollar chain saw to "dig the roots up in his front yard. I simply told him. There are a few thongs you dont loan out. Your cain saw, your loan mower and your wife. He asked why. I said they will come back knocking or kncked up.

So is wife loaning out big there in your state

[Harry P.]

There are a few thongs you dont loan out.

I'd say it's a good idea to never loan out a thong.

[lanesteele240]

May i correct myself. There are a few "things" you dont loan out. I would suggest not loaning out your thongs also.

[PARTSMARTY]

I LIVE DOWN SOUTH AND THE WAY WE DO THINGS IS WE ASK A FAMILY MEMBER TO BORROW THERE SAW<I DID THIS> CAUSE A BIG CHUNK OF TREE FELL BECAUSE OF LIGHTNING-CUT IT UP AND RETURNED THE SAW.SEEMS SIMPLE.

P.S AND I SAID THANK YOU.

[blunc]

Maybe yer cousin will lend you his chainsaw after you show him yer special certificate of double indemnity chainsaw use release which is good for 90 days, you can mail order it from Dyptheria, Arizona.

[Danno]

My wife's cousin from up the street wanted to borrow my new 400 dollar chain saw to "dig the roots up in his front yard. I simply told him. There are a few thongs you dont loan out. Your cain saw, your loan mower and your wife. He asked why. I said they will come back knocking or kncked up.

Okay, so you really don't loan out your thongs.

But, a loan mower? Really?

I have a loan I'd like to get cut down a bunch. May I borrow your loan mower?

(I won't knock it up.)

[niteowl7710]

My wife's cousin from up the street wanted to borrow my new 400 dollar chain saw to "dig the roots up in his front yard. I simply told him. There are a few thongs you dont loan out. Your cain saw, your loan mower and your wife. He asked why. I said they will come back knocking or kncked up.

A Cain Saw ehh?

Bet Abel wished he had one of those...

[MoparWoman Jamie]

It's been a day at least since I last posted on this. I for got to tell you all that the other day when my cousin and my wife and I was talking about the chain saw ordeal. My cousin told my wife.. he would sell us the chain saw for sixty some dollars BUT needed half of that down before we could get the chain saw from him and the 3 chains that goes with it. My wife started to make a deal with him when I told him to save it and not say a word to me. The way I look at it was it's strange he couldn't lend me the chainsaw due to some new law that he seen on tv about loaning power tools out and yet he can let me have it if my wife and I give him half down on it which we didn't. I talked to my one neighbor that is like a brother to me (The one I'm doing the Mack semi truck model build for) that has afew chain saws that he doesn't use and he loaned me a chain saw to use.

[lanesteele240]

Yall quit picking on me. I am posting on my iphone cause i got that stupid FBI virus on my laptop. Add to that i have big sausage fingers. Sausage fingers and iphones dont mix

[Jon Cole]

[CadillacPat]

I doth protest.

Mr. Haney is much too intelligent and far too resourceful to even be mentioned in this thread.

He is the entire reason that Aliens visit our Earth, he has the answer to everything or a part to fix it.

CadillacPat

[Danno]

What you really need is a sane chaw!

[Greg Myers]

[johnbuzzed]

Perhaps you might ask your local authorities or contact a local attorney if you are still questioning this situation.

[Scale-Master]

Pleaze guys, maik shure you are awl carefull when yousing power touls like chane sawls and whatnot. It is know joe king matter.

Wasn't there a member who got banned for writing in this exact same style a couple years ago? I remember he used to say he "spell-chicked" it too. But I don’t recall him using that writing style to ridicule other members either. It seems hypocritical, (for especially an ex-moderator), to do the same thing with impunity.

[Steve Keck]

Wasn't there a member who got banned for writing in this exact same style a couple years ago? I remember he used to say he "spell-chicked" it too. But I don’t recall him using that writing style to ridicule other members either. It seems hypocritical, (for especially an ex-moderator), to do the same thing with impunity.

Ya, two fazed