and now you know what they.re really for

[Greg Myers]

for a banquet ? buffet ?

Edited September 8, 2014 by Greg Myers

[Greg Myers]

Pushin' Too Hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNZwCNSSWlI

[unclescott58]

RE: I'm sorry. I'm not always the quickest wit. Sometimes I need the joke explained to me. I assume this is meant as a joke of some sort? Or am I missing the point completely?

Scott

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And the answer is...

Southpier was referring to the guys sitting on the wing eating noodles, as opposed to the usual connotation of "ricers", referring to Asian import tuner cars. And then,

from Wikipee:

"Noodling is fishing for catfish using only bare hands, practiced primarily in the southern United States. The noodler places his hand inside a discovered catfish hole. Many other names, such as catfisting, grabbling, graveling, hogging, cat-daddling, dogging, gurgling, tickling and stumping, are used in different regions for the same activity."

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Then, we get the completely out of context picture of a noodler from Greg.

Thanks Bill/Ace. Interesting, but not a great joke (or maybe a pun?). In other words, even after having it explained me, I'm still not laughing. Sorry guys.

Scott

Edited September 8, 2014 by unclescott58

[southpier]

it's okay. I don't get it either.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Admittedly, it probably wasn't a real side-splitter, but I thought it was worth a little smile, at least.

Edited September 8, 2014 by Ace-Garageguy

[Greg Myers]

"noodlers" , noodleing , same group

[Greg Myers]

I always thought the wings were for taller guys pushing the cars when they broke down. Some of them look like handles on shopping carts.

[JunkPile]

He who laughs last didn't get the joke

[unclescott58]

He who laughs last didn't get the joke

Now for some reason I did laugh over this quote.

Scott

[Joe Handley]

He who laughs last didn't get the joke

Or just thinks r...e...a...l...l...y.........s...l...o...w...l...y

Edited September 10, 2014 by Joe Handley

[Greg Myers]

[Superpeterbilt]

I gained 2 horsepower by changing my headlight bulbs, and putting stickers on my fenders. Lets race!!!

[Mike_G]

I got a Monza exhaust tip big enough to put a grapefruit in

It came off a '78 Ford Fiesta

[Petetrucker07]

Dont forget to list all the stuff you put on your car and what audio components are inside, on your back window. Sort of a contents list, if you will.

[Sixx]

I just looked at this thread...that very first pic had me laughing so hard !!!!!!!! I even had tears in my eyes!!! So funny!

[Ace-Garageguy]

I got a Monza exhaust tip big enough to put a grapefruit in

Why would you want to put a grapefruit in your exhaust tip? Won't that make the car go slower?

[Petetrucker07]

Size comparison. Or coffee can tip, if that analogy works better

[Ace-Garageguy]

Why would you want to put a grapefruit in your exhaust tip? Won't that make the car go slower?

Size comparison. Or coffee can tip, if that analogy works better

See, I was figuring the grapefruit-in-the-exhaust-tip was the newest internet-expert trick for making horsepower. You know, pro-biotic-citrus-reversion-technology...or something. Too bad there's no "sarcasm" smiley though.

[Mike_G]

Why would you want to put a grapefruit in your exhaust tip?

Because a cantaloupe is too big.

[Danny Lectro]

Because a cantaloupe is too big.

Then you need a bigger exhaust tip!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Then you need a bigger exhaust tip!

Bigger is always better.

[Joe Handley]

Because a cantaloupe is too big.

I those were meant for taking care of the coal rollers

[unclescott58]

That's why I put the potato in the neighbors exhaust pipe when I was a teen. It was to improve their car's performance. To bad they didn't appreciate the help I was giving them. I was such a kind and caring kid as a teen.

Scott

[blunc]

now we have to add fruit and melons to make our cars go faster?

next they'll be adding cheese graters to improve traction. (< sarcasm smiley)

[Superpeterbilt]

I knew a moron(good friend) in high school that actually though the racing stripes on his car made it faster. Honest truth.