Joe Handley Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 This is way too funny! Definitely a "diet" snack one won't want to eat! Especially if they're made like the Haribo Sugar Free Gummies are made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belugawrx Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thom Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 What do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadrunner Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I'm a clairvoyant amnesiac; I know in advance that I won't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadrunner Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 By the way, do cows squirt milk through their noses when they laugh? That's udderly improbable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadrunner Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 then why is it sold in the canned vegetable aisle? Because there's no canned grain aisle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miserable Soul Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 My doctor told me im a kleptomaniac ..... its ok.im taking something for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miserable Soul Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 What kind of cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 What do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef A cow with no legs? Ground beef. Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Have you heard about the insomniac agnostic with dyslexia? He stays up all night long wondering if there really is a dog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Have you heard about the insomniac agnostic with dyslexia? He stays up all night long wondering if there really is a dog... A good joke is worth repeating. I think the last two. Both yours Harry and mine are repeats, told here before. Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveM Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveM Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Have you heard about the new church for vegetables? Every Sunday the Pastor says, "Lettuce pray." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Draggon Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I'm a clairvoyant amnesiac; I know in advance that I won't remember. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Edited March 7, 2015 by oldnslow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Please see #1 of the above post. The second before you realize you're following too close. Tired of people stealing the beer out of your garage? Edited March 7, 2015 by oldnslow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 When you're waiting for PIZZA ! The non domestic male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Outside exercise. or you could just go for a ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Udder nonsense. The Monkey King. Edited March 7, 2015 by oldnslow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) Edited March 7, 2015 by oldnslow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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