One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"One (bleeped) thing after another" describes many of my work days.

[stitchdup]

days are a shift i never work

[Classicgas]

Work is a necessary evil.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Evil" is not a word I associate with "work".

[stitchdup]

work time ends when i walk off the ship and for the next week i can only be contacted by email unless in case of emergency, my leisure time is my time

[1972coronet]

"Time passes like a kidney stone", is a phrase I've employed over the last 30 of so years

[Ace-Garageguy]

Years may come and years may go, but stupid is forever.

[stitchdup]

forever? do i have to live that long bill?

[misterNNL]

Bill will always follow the purchase so be sure you enough money to pay up at months end.

[Raoul Ross]

End of Days indeed...

[NOBLNG]

Indeed this thread is more addictive than I imagined.

[Little Timmy]

Imagined I could come up with a sentence with a controversial  topic,  I was wrong.

 

[1972coronet]

"Wrong or right, they come here just the same...", is a line from Maybe the People Would be the Times (or Between Cleark Hilldale) by Arthur Lee & LOVE

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Love" has nothing to do with a lot of things that get labeled with it.

[stitchdup]

it wasn't me, i didn't do it, the photos are fake, you cant prove anything

[Little Timmy]

Anything you say, can and will be used against you.

 

[slusher]

You should always close a gate behind you especially in the south.

[Ace-Garageguy]

South-facing windows can provide impressive passive solar heating in winter.

[NOBLNG]

Winter is upon us now…it is snowing here like crazy.

[Calb56]

"Crazy,toys in the attic, I am crazy, truly gone fishing, they must have taken my marbles away...

[Classicgas]

Away in a manger no crib for a bed....

[ChrisBcritter]

Bed me down in a lay of roses - no, wait a second...

[stitchdup]

second hand parts used can often be more satisfying than tearing plastic on a new kit

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kit cars sometimes outperform the real things.

[1972coronet]

Things, Pretty The recorded two notable songs whose titles are "Midnight to Six, Man" and "£.s.d." ["L.S.D."]