A modeler named mike

Acclaim to notoriety is what a mediocre modelers dream may be when going to their first NNL model contest, that is until they see the rows of tables displaying phenomenal shiny detailed to the hilt models by others, that's when all hopes are either crushed or the mediocre modeler decides to push themselves to betterment. (True story..)

Plaid shirts and striped corduroy pants is one of the dorky outfits I'd wear as a kid, glad I grew out of that!

Chained, beaten and

Samhain is what is portrayed in the movie Coco only they called it Dia de los Muertos or day of the dead.

You'll be banished

Careful going in, we don't want to have to see your photo on a missing person bulletin! "Man possibly snatched by a Bigfoot or a gang of crazy Squirrels" All kidding aside.. my neighbor has a Walnut tree near the property line. The Squirrels love it but those dang walnuts are messy and stain my concrete driveway, plus stepping on one when mowing can turn your ankle if you're not paying attention. You can tell which Squirrels are enjoying the walnuts because they have dark staining around their mouths edges, kinda gives them that 5 o'clock shadow look.

Two?, try feeding 7 or 8 Squirrels when they're in a feeding frenzy chasing each other around exercising territorial behavior.

and stockpiled at

containers, such nonsense

Like plastic bags

You are correct, also fun to step on in your bare feet..

Old arthur, reminds me of an old joke.. An old lady asked her friend how his wife was doing? The friend said not good, she was at home in bed with arthritis. The lady replied, I know those ritis boys and arthur is the worst one!...?‍♂️...? ? ?

Too much flatulence in an elevator can leave you with a bad taste. ?

Manager of the local funeral home was called to take the stand to testify about being stiffed by a customer. ?

Life, yeah I'm living it, but I still don't know when it's gonna end.

Up upon his bicycle seat and ready for the Halloween parade, Timmy's guaranteed to ride that thing to death!

Blues and stupidity is what I'm feeling since I apparently can't tell the difference between satin and Satan.

Anymore, moving rainbows from their stationary position and making them a movement, recreating word meanings and just making a total mess of a decent economy is the sole job of the current satin.

Pepperidge Farm crackers

circumstances that can be fixed with the right minded individual who's proven themselves already and hopefully will get another chance as long as the propaganda doesn't poison the pot!

turned on autopilot

The chicken went

Bingo.. that was my thought too. We watch deer eat out of the birdfeeders in our neighbors yard across the street on a daily basis.

Supposedly, individuals near my location in Maryland even saw them. From my point of view all I could see was the glow of hi-intensity light coming from the high school football field across the road.. ?

Thanks Carl.. I'm surprised at the high prices on some the chevette promos. I just got lucky. I'd still like to have a chevette model kit but they're getting a bit pricey too, but what isn't!! ?... Come to think of it I couldn't tell you when the last time was when I saw a chevette on the road.