Tim W. SoCal

Mama told me

I ended up buying 3 additional "Skorpion" '53 Stude Funny Car kits just for the Hemi engine. I've been waiting for this "Sanitary T Bucket" kit repop for EVER! I'm curious about which engine we'll get along with the blown Ford FE 427...

They'll send out the Occupational Safety and Health Inspection Team

that "special" dressing

Skynard was their nickname for their high school PE Coach, as I'm sure you all know

Big Bad Wolfie

Barbara's bush is... oh boy, this sentence could get me into BIG trouble!

causing Grandma to

ATM would be fantastic to retrieve money from if it didn't deduct it from my banking account and just spit it out

skin from a steer, alligator, lizard, caiman or ostrich, once preserved and dyed, can make some awfully pretty cowboy boots

Bitchen' Nomad, Chuck! Where did your sparkly teal blue paint come from?

and snicker doodles

effects of ironing your birthday suit may not only be painful and leave terrible scars, it will probably also ruin your iron

Bitchen' Charger, Anthony! Did you build the Cragar S/Ss or have them made for you, and if you ordered them, which vendor did they come from?

Bitchen' Trans Am, Anthony! You'd better add a set of subframe connectors before the torque from that blown Big Block Chevy folds the T-Top body up like a taco!

Back in the mid-60s, my brother and I each had a toy rifle and 2 toy 6-guns that shot spring-loaded plastic bullets. We're lucky we each have both of our eyes!...

I ordered decals from Keith on Feb. 14. Sorry to see that he is hanging it up...

Took my Sweetie out to one of our favorite breakfast spots this morning. When our server took our order, he didn't use the electronic Point Of Sale tablet like the other servers were using, and like has always ensued at this establishment in the past, but instead committed our order to memory. This restaurant invites us to tweek their menu items to accentuate personal tastes, and we take advantage of that. Anyway, after our order was taken and our server walked away, I commented to my wife "I wonder how much of our breakfast is going to come out wrong". When our food arrived, our order was PERFECT, and we enjoyed a GREAT breakfast.

lemmings baked in a pie may be gastronomically creative, but I don't think it would taste very good

her dainty bedroom

...and I followed you like a lemming! SO, back to the course of this thread... Posterior is what I feel like with ample embarrassment for going off track in this thread, but we're back in line now

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New car dealers are just as bad. I have a 2010 Toyota RAV4 with 340K miles on the clock and a '99 RAV4 with 470K miles on it. I took them both to the local Toyota dealer to have recalls completed (because Commiefornicatia will not renew your registration if you have open recalls). Since then, I am bombarded with snail-mail, email, texts and phone calls informing me that my 2010 RAV4 is due for its 60,000 mile service. Either car has never been to this dealer for anything other than 1 recall on each car. Funny thing is, they haven't ONCE solicited me for service on my '99 RAV4.

that was banned