LennyB

Must be Sasquatch

Mondays would be a whole lot better if going to work was not a requirement.

Ate the dung

Theatre of the Mind is the staging of a drama in the imagination of the audience through sound.

Nothing wrong with another one. What I want to know Is how your going to fit that chassis to the left underneath it 🤔

Trip to moon

Term that you are not familiar with can easily be researched on the internet, if that’s too much for you to handle you can always ge5 out your Encyclopedia Britannica

Smokey and the Bandit I presume

Do you know that where I live it was below zero just a couple of days ago, brrrrrrr.

Into the moon

After being a subscriber to both mags since day one and having my Classic Car subscription end one issue short I had to go out today and pick up the final issue at Barnes and Nobel. Ironically I paid on average $15 per year for the sub since I had both and renewed my subscription every year at the Hershey car show. They also threw in a bonus like a hat or tote bag. So now just to get the last issue I laid out $7.99, more then half what I paid for a whole year. Came home and the final issue of MM was in the mailbox, so I guess that’s the end of an era…

Spared the Ranchero

Bottoms up, hope everyone has a very happy and healthy New Years.

Smeared the glass

Preferred to stay home for the holidays but the wife has other plans,

Installed an MFP (Multi Function Printer) for a client yesterday. They have in house IT staff so all we need to do is drop the equipment off, plug it in and they do the rest. Old machine is on a lease and the lease ended the beginning of the month and while we could have installed it then, by their request it was held off to yesterday because the IT person wasn't available any sooner. But the person we were scheduled to work with didn't show, someone else did. Time was set by them so that the room would be empty of people so we could work, it wasn't. Outlet for MFP was occupied by other devices, had to shuffle things around. But we get it installed, they test it and sign off on it. Old machine needs to go back to the leasing company within 30 day, and we are already 3 weeks into that 30 days. Which means we need to get it back to the leasing company next week so that the customer doesn't get charged for another month. So the first thing we do when the machine is back in our shop is prep it for return which means primarily that we do a complete data wipe so none of their information gets out into the free world. Couple of hours after this is all done the client calls saying they didn't get a chance to backup their address book and wanted to know if we could get them one. Sorry too late. And now they are complaining that it's our fault and making a big deal of it even though they had three weeks to do this. What is that saying, Poor planning on your part does not make for an emergency on mine.

none with sprinkles 😢

School principal called last night,it seems they made a mistake and you have to do third grade all over again.

Where there is a will, there is a way, good job👍

Nice one Chris, welcome.

the crowd screams

Outhouse, also know as a privie or earth closets, mostly had one hole but some had two, some also had one large seat and one smaller seat for children.

Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner we have Big Bonz Jim weighing in at 97 lbs, and in the other corner we have Model Master Will with the plastic jaw weighing in at 225 lbs, place your bets this is going to be a quick fight.

It came from outer space, landed, looked around and left after deciding it didn't like the look of the place.

Soon means different things to different people, but the ones who annoy me the most are the ones that soon is never soon enough.