jbwelda Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 two stories in the local paper today: man dies on 21st birthday trying to swim across a pond while carrying a 10 lb rock. police suspect alcohol was involved. Duh. man shot and killed by friend in local park was testing his bulletproof vest. another successful test! Mother said he was a "sweet boy". Right. Sweet boy with a use for a bulletproof vest and not enough upstairs to maybe test it out on a tree first. The kid who he asked to shoot him reassured him "Its alright bro". Another bro-dude gone! that's two down and what, 120 million to go? jb
Snake45 Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 On 5/27/2015 at 10:43 PM, jbwelda said: that's two down and what, 120 million to go? jb That would make a pretty good dent in it.
Joe Handley Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Harry, did you hear about the Hanover Park resident that died at the Chevelle concert at the Aragon Ball Room? Apparently he and a couple buddies got up on the catwalk above the stage to watch the show. His buddies turned around to find him missing and somebody found him stuck on the Aragon's pipe organ!
Harry P. Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 On 5/27/2015 at 10:56 PM, Joe Handley said: Harry, did you hear about the Hanover Park resident that died at the Chevelle concert at the Aragon Ball Room? Apparently he and a couple buddies got up on the catwalk above the stage to watch the show. His buddies turned around to find him missing and somebody found him stuck on the Aragon's pipe organ! Yep, heard about that. Death by impalement on a pipe organ. What a way to go!
randx0 Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 On 5/27/2015 at 10:47 PM, Harry P. said: I think 120 million might be on the low side...I think that's just here in the U.S.
Harry P. Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 On 5/27/2015 at 11:54 PM, randx0 said: I think that's just here in the U.S. I know.
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin
Joe Handley Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 On 5/27/2015 at 11:00 PM, Harry P. said: Yep, heard about that. Death by impalement on a pipe organ. What a way to go! My sister and her boyfriend were there for the concert, but nobody knew anything happened until the CFD showed up and asked the band to delay the show until they figured out there was no saving him, then had to cancel the show...........the last show of the tour and in their "home town" with their own families on hand.
High octane Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 George Carlin was a bit rude & crude, but a very funny man just the same and I enjoyed seeing him live and also listen to his tapes also. He said it like it is, and threw political correctness out the door.
Harry P. Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 On 5/28/2015 at 1:17 AM, High octane said: George Carlin was a bit rude & crude, but a very funny man just the same and I enjoyed seeing him live and also listen to his tapes also. He said it like it is, and threw political correctness out the door. What does this have to do with the topic?
Quick GMC Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 On 5/28/2015 at 1:35 AM, Harry P. said: What does this have to do with the topic? Bill quoted Carlin, Nick was replying to Bill. Keep up
chunkypeanutbutter Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 "Here, dude, shoot me with this gun, this vest will work!"
Harry P. Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 On 5/28/2015 at 2:04 AM, Quick GMC said: Bill quoted Carlin, Nick was replying to Bill. Keep up Sorry. I missed that. Oops.
slusher Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 On 5/28/2015 at 12:30 AM, Ace-Garageguy said: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin Was not a very good vest and why do you swim with a rock. Make you wonder what their I.Q was. .
Joe Handley Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) May not have been so high prior to the involvment of his friend Al Cahol..........and we all remember how peer pressure can be. Edited May 28, 2015 by Joe Handley
Dave Ambrose Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 On 5/28/2015 at 5:53 AM, slusher said: Was not a very good vest and why do you swim with a rock. Make you wonder what their I.Q was. . Let's just say that if his IQ was a price you would have gotten change from a dollar bill. I once had to swim 17lb of dive weights back to shore. It was tough. At least I had fins and wetsuit. Somebody with no wetsuit or fins and a 10lb rock is doomed.But, why didn't he just let go of the rock?
Tom Geiger Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 A little Bob Seger music... Like A Rock He was dumb as he could be Like A Rock Nearly anyone could see... Like A Rock I'm just glad that he's not me
bobthehobbyguy Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 To quote Forest Gump. Stupid is as stupid does.
slusher Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Traffic Camera A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace...Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..
slusher Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk. They Walk Among Us!
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