jbwelda Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 two stories in the local paper today: man dies on 21st birthday trying to swim across a pond while carrying a 10 lb rock. police suspect alcohol was involved. Duh. man shot and killed by friend in local park was testing his bulletproof vest. another successful test! Mother said he was a "sweet boy". Right. Sweet boy with a use for a bulletproof vest and not enough upstairs to maybe test it out on a tree first. The kid who he asked to shoot him reassured him "Its alright bro". Another bro-dude gone! that's two down and what, 120 million to go? jb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I think 120 million might be on the low side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 that's two down and what, 120 million to go? jb That would make a pretty good dent in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Harry, did you hear about the Hanover Park resident that died at the Chevelle concert at the Aragon Ball Room? Apparently he and a couple buddies got up on the catwalk above the stage to watch the show. His buddies turned around to find him missing and somebody found him stuck on the Aragon's pipe organ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Harry, did you hear about the Hanover Park resident that died at the Chevelle concert at the Aragon Ball Room? Apparently he and a couple buddies got up on the catwalk above the stage to watch the show. His buddies turned around to find him missing and somebody found him stuck on the Aragon's pipe organ! Yep, heard about that. Death by impalement on a pipe organ. What a way to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randx0 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I think 120 million might be on the low side...I think that's just here in the U.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I think that's just here in the U.S. I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yep, heard about that. Death by impalement on a pipe organ. What a way to go! My sister and her boyfriend were there for the concert, but nobody knew anything happened until the CFD showed up and asked the band to delay the show until they figured out there was no saving him, then had to cancel the show...........the last show of the tour and in their "home town" with their own families on hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High octane Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 George Carlin was a bit rude & crude, but a very funny man just the same and I enjoyed seeing him live and also listen to his tapes also. He said it like it is, and threw political correctness out the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 George Carlin was a bit rude & crude, but a very funny man just the same and I enjoyed seeing him live and also listen to his tapes also. He said it like it is, and threw political correctness out the door. What does this have to do with the topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick GMC Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 What does this have to do with the topic? Bill quoted Carlin, Nick was replying to Bill. Keep up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkypeanutbutter Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "Here, dude, shoot me with this gun, this vest will work!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Bill quoted Carlin, Nick was replying to Bill. Keep up Sorry. I missed that. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin Was not a very good vest and why do you swim with a rock. Make you wonder what their I.Q was. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) May not have been so high prior to the involvment of his friend Al Cahol..........and we all remember how peer pressure can be. Edited May 28, 2015 by Joe Handley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ambrose Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Was not a very good vest and why do you swim with a rock. Make you wonder what their I.Q was. . Let's just say that if his IQ was a price you would have gotten change from a dollar bill. I once had to swim 17lb of dive weights back to shore. It was tough. At least I had fins and wetsuit. Somebody with no wetsuit or fins and a 10lb rock is doomed.But, why didn't he just let go of the rock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southpier Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 and lose the bet? c'mon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Geiger Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 A little Bob Seger music... Like A Rock He was dumb as he could be Like A Rock Nearly anyone could see... Like A Rock I'm just glad that he's not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Lol, Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthehobbyguy Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 To quote Forest Gump. Stupid is as stupid does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent G Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Traffic Camera A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace...Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk. They Walk Among Us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Custom Hearse Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 LOL Carl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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